Sweet mother of god

A sarcastic way to tell your mother that she is not sweet at all

Well mom, aren’t you as sweet as sweet mother of god?

by Ally but with A “E” January 28, 2023

God's Piss

The finest hooch to ever grace the earth. Crafted by the master fermenters, Judson and Harrison, in the most unexpected of places. If a drop were to ever grace your lips, it would be the closest you would ever get to Heaven in this godless world.

Ayo, its me Vega. Hey Jack and Emily, I got so drunk off Judson and Harrison's God's Piss last night, that I literally thought I was God.

by ISwearImNotHarrison February 10, 2024

god

sabrina.

how was the earth created? how are we all here? is there even a god?
Sabrina.

by waffleisasmurf December 19, 2021

The Greek Gods

A fantasy football team that is known for being on the good side of a trade.

The team starts out below average and then becomes a contender.

The Greek Gods

FF player 1: Dude, did you see that trade I made in my fantasy football league.

FF player 2: Yeah yo, you The Greeks Gods of this league...

by Big Bad Beaver October 11, 2018

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<2003>Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo, The God Of Music The Greek God Of Music, Poetry, Healing, Prophecy, Archery And He Is Deaf With A Unisex Name<2003>

<2003>Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo, The God Of Music The Greek God Of Music, Poetry, Healing, Prophecy, Archery And He Is Deaf With A Unisex Name<2003>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

God

The omnipotent, omnipresent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, eternal being, best escribed in the Holy Bible as a God who hates sin (unrighteousness), but loves the sinner (you) and wants to have a personal relationship with you (no matter what you did). You can still TRULY confess by your mouth to Him and TRULY repent of your sins through the blood of the Lamb (Jesus Christ), but you have to repent of your sins everyday as you commit sins every day. He created you and loves you very much. May the grace of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ be with you all, amen!

1. Give thanks to God for everything and everyone at all times
2. TRUE dedication to God is 24/7/365 (forever and always).
3. Your good actions can't get you into Heaven, but instead your faith in Christ and the grace of God.

by A servant of Jesus Christ November 29, 2023

God

God is a something that is higher than humans and everything and and created the heavens and the earth and will take you to heaven if you love him give your life to him and have a relationship with him

Anything that is good in your life or you like or is happy that is God anything that is bad or sad that is satan

by Hdhdidrrkdodjdjd July 23, 2021