Dick on a douche

A dick hoe nigga, (a.k.a. stepdad) that is a douche bag.

My dick on a douche wants to get a divorce from my mom.

by Bad.bitch.not.a.hoe April 20, 2015

Coin Dick

A slang used for a man’s genitalia when he is sexually aroused.

“Hey matey, this club is filled to the brim with slut machines, yo. And I got a coin dick”.

by Yakyelder October 27, 2020

Sandwich Dick

When the scrotum is larger than the shaft and mostly/entirely encases the "fun part" of the genitals.

"His dick is so small" "His balls aren't" "That douchenugget has a sandwich dick"

by Milk Man the Master March 27, 2016

Friendly dick

What a man has when he is a hoe.

Girl, you don’t want to talk to him, he’ll fuck anything. He got friendly dick.

by Nothingserious June 9, 2018

Tofu Dick

A male that is a vegetarian.

Hey that girl over there had sex with Mike and PJ just because they are vegetarians, she must really like that tofu dick.

by KieferC October 17, 2012

Dick raper

A person who goes around town targeting teenagers grabbing their dick jerking it off and selling their cum to Russian scientists

He was a dick raper

by Kk ligma July 7, 2019

dick glove

A condom

Sally wouldnt fuck Mitch unless he wore a dick glove, she wasnt taking the risk of getting pregnant again..

by 2fingersLoui May 18, 2014