Recardecide

The act of stealing someones car then instantly deciding you want the one next to it.

"hey dude i thought you were going to steal the car over there."
"I did but then i had to Recardecide because this one is nicer."

by SenorFrekle March 7, 2015

rebtarded

being a drunken, retarded, redneck, rebel. You cant seem to grasp simple concepts and you slaughter the written word. Most of what you say is in drunken redneck speak.

That guy drank a gallon of moonshine while watching NASCAR and he swears when he puts up his confederate flag that its not racist, hes rebtarded

by spitfire124 March 30, 2015

rearjaculation

The act of having an orgasm so hard you shit yourself

Was banging trace last night bitch started screaming she was gonna cum... then she did the dirty old rearjaculation

by Wise old black man April 2, 2015

Rear-view cleavage

The groove between one's buttocks, sometimes visible if the person bends over too far, or if his/her pants/shorts are too short/loose. Unlike a buxom girl's chest-cleavage, a sumptuous-sized endowment "back there" is not an alluring feature, as a girl is considered **more** attractive/desirable if she has a **small** cute round rump.

Wistful stud: I sure wish I could find a bosomy gal with a nice firm little ass --- all of the chesty chicks I've befriended so far have had a rear-view cleavage that's at least as ample as their chest-meat.

by QuacksO April 9, 2015

rearrange your clock

When my Grandma Sharon kicks your ass.

If you don't knock that shit off I'm going to rearrange your clock.

by Watson00 March 8, 2016

rear tire skid

When ur eating a girls ass and she leaves a lil bit of shit on yo tongue

I was eating Felicia's ass last night and she gave me some rear tire skid

by ieatass123 August 22, 2016

rear head

A blowjob in the backseat of a car.

My girl and I were with another couple so we climbed in the backseat and I got some rear head.

by BigDuke 6 March 7, 2017