koala dick

A super big sexy ass mother fucking dick

Jesus Christ you have a koala dick

by Big dick guy October 6, 2015

Dick Sponge

A mocking term used to describe an annoying disposition - the female equivalent of a "douche bag".

This club is full of dick sponges, let's go get some tacos instead.

by htothec June 21, 2012

dick in the sauce

When you're trying to get your dick Wet.

Man I'm trying to get "dick in the sauce".

by WhipstarMari May 6, 2015

Dick-angst

1 - the angst of anyone who has the misfortune to be named Dick, especally Dick Grayson of Batman and Robin fame.

2 - the angst of a girl who wishes she had a dick so that her perverted yaoi fantisies could become real.

1 - "I demand my Dick-angst!" "Mmkay here. Go nuts."

2 - "omg i have dick-angst i want a dick so i can fuck bakura cause he's so kawaii!!!"

by Gwenhwyfar September 16, 2005

Dick-Dock

When two men pull back their foreskin with their dicks touching. One man starts by pulling his foreskin over his dick and stretches it over the head of the other mans cock. The other man then does the same. They have now dick-docked.

Let’s join together and dick-dock.

by Hello Yeah Yeah January 2, 2018

dick wizz

a girl that know about ever guy and his dick

brooo, that girl shaniqua is such a dick wizz. she told me that i shouldn't be friends with laquan because he's got a lil shrimp dick. And then she said i should hangout with desean because he's hung like a mf.

by theogwolfpack January 15, 2017

dick dangler

Cross-country runners who wear short-shorts (usually without anything underneath) when they run, and have the possibility of having their dick dangle out the bottom of their shorts.

Person 1: Hey, did you see those dick danglers run by?
Person 2: I swear i saw one of their dicks out the bottom of their shorts..

by YojimboRowan October 19, 2012