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Tits

Tits are a woman's breasts.
Jay was watching Jennifer's big tits bounce around in her tiny bikini.
by qwesasdrgt1 April 23, 2021
mugGet the Titsmug.

Tit-Toes

A type of fetish used during intimate moments.
Please let me put my toes in your tits-let us perform tit-toes !
by KWhit1982 May 19, 2016
mugGet the Tit-Toesmug.

Bitch tits

When a man tells a woman that she has bitch tits, but then you catch Carey try on your bras.
Carey, you can use my bra for your bitch tits.
by Nobitchtits December 19, 2018
mugGet the Bitch titsmug.

Tit Fucker

by coyotecotton June 9, 2022
mugGet the Tit Fuckermug.

I was talking to your tits

What a dude says moments after accidentally telling the gal he's been sleeping with that he loves her
^ *whispering* Love you s-o-o-o much...mmmm
> Really? *smooch smooch smooch* I love you too, baby! When are we getting married?
^ Huh? NO! I was talking to your tits!
by thurb April 16, 2023
mugGet the I was talking to your titsmug.

Tit-hair

(‘tît hār) Noun. English (American).

A universally accepted unit of measurement that is equal to 1/10,000th of the width of the mark on your ruler that denotes a millimeter.

The tit-hair is a “Special” unit of measurement (akin to the pinch, dash, or dab) that can be applied universally to both the Metric system and the “American” system with no conversion factor. It can also be used with ANY measurement: distance, weight, volume, mass, density, temperature, etc., without a conversion factor.

Origin: approx 1948-1950 - Returning GI’s from WWII had invented the term as they were fine tuning their weapons. From rifles to tanks to artillery - this is how it developed such universal adaptation.
“This ribbon is about a tit-hair wider than 10mm.
by spinamutis November 12, 2023
mugGet the Tit-hairmug.

what wonderful tits

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what wonderful tits

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what wonderful tits

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I’ll grope You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what wonderful tits

Yes I think to myself what wonderful tits

Oh, Yes!
by Bad C dev November 16, 2024
mugGet the what wonderful titsmug.

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