Pump bag

A man that loves taxes, Twisted Teas, and not answering his phone or texts

Hey Pump Bag, bring me a Mango White Claw please.

by CelibateRabbits March 11, 2022

Tits in Aspen

An old phrase used to signify how cold it is. Sometimes abbreviated TIA.

I can't believe how freezing it is outside today. Tits in Aspen.

Be careful when you're walking, there's lots of ice. TIA

by CelibateRabbits November 16, 2022