dont poop 

What one person says to another in order to motivate them in to trying to succeed in a task in a comical way.

Can also be used to disparage in certain situations or contexts.

1
D: hey b I dont know about doing this.

B: Hey! Dont poop. You got this

D:(chuckles) maybe your right man.
2

Dont poop so much. Your fucking your life up.

dont poop by dicktheimpaler June 18, 2014

Scout Poop 

The little turd that comes before a much larger poop, with the intention of priming the pump.

I had a little poop this morning, but it's clear there's a much much larger poop on the way. That must've been the scout poop.

Scout Poop by daviddeath July 7, 2014

samurai poop 

a dump so painful you food fight's back with a terd so enormous you feel like you are being stabbed when you shit

OMG that was a painful Samurai Poop took me 30 minutes

samurai poop by LargeLONEWOLF22 August 2, 2014

milk poop 

Just your normal, run of the mill, average-sized poop, but with a splash of milk. Enough milk to make it squish all together in your hand, but an amount small enough to still keep it warm. Fun at parties.
Sometimes referred to as "milk poopy."

Alex: What is Benedict doing over there in the corner?
Gabby: Oh, he's just playing with some milk poop.

milk poop by MudkipOO7 September 25, 2014

Nerve Poop

When something big or important is in the process of happening and you need to poop.

Bro, be right back I have to nerve poop.

Nerve Poop by Rana Frog July 7, 2015

Terminal poop disorder 

It's when you poop a lot and it's terminal.

Jamie: "i have been pooping 1-3 times a day for the past several weeks"
Chris: "my god! you might have terminal poop disorder"

Terminal poop disorder by mellamoluke July 23, 2016

plutonium poop

A plutonium poop, is a poop commonly defined by its extraordinarily high levels radioactivity. This is due largely in part to the high concentrations of raw plutonium and Cobalt-60. The origins of plutonium poops are completely unknown, but are becoming increasingly common in public restrooms.

"dude, I think someone dropped a plutonium poop in the mens room. the smell gave me ball cancer"

plutonium poop by chillbillwill June 17, 2016