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douche bag

Male: Ed Hardy (or Abercombie) t-shirt wearing, studed rhinestone pocket jeans, white sunglases at night clubs, unibrow, hair bushing out of their shirts, armpit smelling STD guy with bad breath who chases you around and thinks they are a stud!

Female:Loud, trying not to have a unibrow, obnoxious skanky fat whore with half her fat ass hanging out creating drama where it is unneeded while pretending to be a good girl for mom and dad while she spreads her STDs all over town. AKA Kardashian

Both Male and Female are full of shit (themselves), hence douche bag. Both Male and Female need to douche themselves. Both Male and Female love to reproduce other little potential douche bags that will follow in thier douche bag steps
One could say, "Hey Kardashian, stop Kardashianing yourself around. However, a better sentence frame would be, "Hey douche bag, stop Douche'n yourself around."
by petitions/no-more-kardashian November 15, 2011
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Shit bag

When you throw a bag of steaming hot shit at your fucking bitchy Karen neighbor
Karen-I'm calling the police
You-Fuck you Karen take this (throws shit bag at neighbor)
Karen-What the fuck did you throw dog shit at me you don't have a dog

You-That's not dog shit that's my shit you whore
by Y0ungDaggerDick September 11, 2020
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Cock Bag

Cock Bag
This word can be used in many forms. 1. It is mostly associated with the sack containing the two testicles.

2. To make fun of someone with a very low IQ or stupid action that they just performed.
1. Paula loves to play with my cock bag.

2. After Jerry threw his club at his son TW called out, " You stupid Cock Bag!!!"
by Supernova313131 July 13, 2022
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Moon Bag

The bag of profits you secure from an investment that has mooned.
Bro my crypto went up a kajillion percent. Cashed out a nice moon bag. Gonna go buy a Lambo now. Skrrt skrrt!
by LowerCasel September 5, 2021
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Bag of Doughnuts

Wearing clothes that are messy, wrinkled or ripped/torn. Term given to someone who has a "Five O'clock shadow." Also, other name for a homeless person.
"God, I look like a Bag of Doughnuts, I have to shave and iron my clothes."
by Ken December 6, 2003
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dooche bag

caitlin u are a dooche bag!!!!
by Meghan June 15, 2004
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nickle bag

A fuckin' hoe that sucks dick and swallows cum and cheats on her man and takes it up the butt.
You aint nothin but a nickle bag!
by Mr. Lil' One July 22, 2004
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