lil john 

Ugly, profane, remarkably untalented rapper. Those who listen to music by the aforementioned "artist." aer usually drunk, stupid, or legally retarded. Hip hop has taken a major blow since the appearence of lil john and others such as the ying yang twins. "Rappers" such as these are tearing down the industry that real artists like Dr. Dre worked so diligently to establish. If you like actual music I suggest listening to Dr. Dre, some of Snoop Dogg's older work, and other artists that don't repeat the same butchered, poorly enunciated sentence for 90 seconds straight. lil john is prooves that just because you have sex, smoke, and drink doesnt mean your a good rapper. What happened to rhymes?

Beat tha pussy up, beat the pussy up. Beat tha pussy up, beat the pussy up. Beat tha pussy up, beat the pussy up. Beat tha pussy up, beat the pussy up. Beat tha pussy up, beat the pussy up. Beat tha pussy up, beat the pussy up. Beat tha pussy up, beat the pussy up. Beat tha pussy up, beat the pussy up. Beat tha pussy up, beat the pussy up. Beat tha pussy up, beat the pussy up. Beat tha pussy up, beat the pussy up...

lil john by Martin Font August 25, 2005

Don Grady v. John Ellis 

The ultimate battle of two men whose names speak for themselves. Don Grady would win every presidential election without John Ellis running against him. In that election, it would be difficult to say who would win, but John Ellis seems to be more popular and would probably win. Don Grady should then be given the Vice Presidency due to his popularity also. John Ellis and Don Grady are our heroes.

"Dude, did you hear about that presidential election Don Grady v. John Ellis?"
"Wait, you mean the one between Barack, Hillary, and John?"
"Nah, man. I'm talking about Grady v. Ellis."
"Ahh, yeah, that election was tight. And by tight I mean awesome."
"I feel you man. What a move John Ellis made by selecting Grady as his VP, such a virtuous and humble man that Ellis is."
"Hell yeah. The country is in good hands with Ellis and Grady at the reins."

Don Grady v. John Ellis by CJ25INC February 25, 2008

A popa John 

When a steaming hot pizza is forcefully placed in an unsuspecting victim's pants.

Using Pizza with the intention of scorching genitals.

Josh pissed me off so i took my pizza and poppa john'ed him

A popa John by Nick April 12, 2006

dr john

The Night Tripper himself, King of New Orleans, Gris Gris Gumbo Ya Ya and Zu Zu Man

They call me Dr John, known as the Nighttripper
I got a sazzle of gris gris in my hands
I been trippin up back down the bayou
I'm the last of the best they call me the gris gris man

dr john by m16 July 11, 2007

saint john 

The largest and most urban centre (Moncton what?) in the maritime province of New Brunswick, situated on the east coast of Canada between Quebec, the state of Maine, and Nova Scotia. Saint John is the industrial hub of the region, featuring the largest oil refinery in the country and a busy port. While Saint John may not be the most aromatically pleasing endroit in the Maritimes, it has made strides over the past ten to fifteen years to overcome a stereotype of urban decay and poverty which still dogs its name to this day. Featuring an uptown business district full of charmingly historic architecture and one of the largest inner-city parks in the country, Saint John has become a key destination for cruise lines on the east coast.

"You're from Saint John? Sorry to hear that..."

saint john by arsebundren December 7, 2006

Officer John Falcone 

- a hero; police officer killed in the line of duty; a 44 year old police officer for the city of poughkeepsie police department who was killed in the line of duty. On February 19,2011 John responded to a shots fired call...upon arrival he found out a man had shot his wife dead, shot himself in the chest and was now holding his three year old child while waving a gun. The police got the child but then the man tried to run. while pursuing the suspect, John was shot in the head by the suspect. the suspect, Lee Welch, then committed suicide with a shot to the head. John was an 18 year veteran with the police department, that afternoon....he made the ultimate sacrifice.

Guy: "Did you hear about the police officer killed?"

other person: "Officer John Falcone, He is a Hero."

person 3: "Agreed, he sacrificed his life so the three year old could live."

person 4: "Gone too soon."

Officer John Falcone by R.I.P#22 March 8, 2011

Jiffy John 

More commonly known as a "Porta Potty"
Probably the most disgusting place in the world to take care of your "business"
Warning: Sitting on seats may result in catching infectious diseases. Also, wear a gas mask upon entering to prevent fainting from toxic fumes.

Person 1: Oh my god, I really gotta take a piss
Person 2: Haha! There's a jiffy john right there! Have at it!
Person 1: Ugh... Let's get this over with! *takes deep breath, holds it and charges into jiffy john*

Jiffy John by GHUBZ October 20, 2012