Flop Job

When rearranging pillows to relocate spectacles after a 3am reading jag

“Chris, why are the pillows in the middle of the bed?” “Cassie, It was a flop job”

by 30bones February 14, 2024

Sacramento Hip Job

Starts with three dudes and a bag of oranges.

We headed to Old Towne for dinner and ended up with a Sacramento Hip Job

by JoeFotch June 14, 2025

Schlob Job

When you shit yourself accidentally whilst receiving a blowjob.

The night was going great until I gave him a Schlob Job.

by SchlobJobber June 17, 2025

buttcrack job

When you slide the shaft in the crack until you bust , creating a waterfall of cum down her crevice.

The crack was so deep, had to give her a buttcrack job.

by Buttcrack_job January 15, 2024

West Texas Frac Job

A sexual act formed in the oilfields of West Texas.
When a man pumps water into a woman's vaginal cavity and proceeds to have sex with her.

Frac hand 1: Aye wassup bro. That chick last night gave me a West Texas Frac Job.
Frac hand 2: Yo bro you didn't seriously fuck that lot lizard right?
Frac hand 1: Fucked her how Haliburton fucks us!

by WestTexasTick April 02, 2024

Spine Job

noun:

The act of rubbing someone's back (mainly on the spine or within an inch or two of it) so well that the person gets incredibly horny and you perform oral sex until he/she has an orgasm.

Aw, man, last night my girlfriend gave me the best spine job. I practically gave her a bath...

by obamapproved May 26, 2009

clutch job

guy on guy stroking

he was given a clutch job by that man

by Spaminacan_18 March 17, 2020