Dick on a douche

A dick hoe nigga, (a.k.a. stepdad) that is a douche bag.

My dick on a douche wants to get a divorce from my mom.

by Bad.bitch.not.a.hoe April 20, 2015

dick mirage

Making poor relationship decisions based on having good daily Dick.

Girl 1: “Did you talk to him about his anger problems?”
Girl 2: “I was going to but we did doggy”
Girl 1: “mmmhhh girl you’re having a Dick Mirage”

by TheRussian369 February 24, 2021

Dick Pound

A unit of measure established by The International Bureau of Weights and Measures in conjunction with the International Olympics Committee, equal to approximately 5 ft/lbs of torque.

Give her about 10 Dick Pounds and back her off about a quarter turn.

by DickPound March 23, 2020

Coin Dick

A slang used for a man’s genitalia when he is sexually aroused.

“Hey matey, this club is filled to the brim with slut machines, yo. And I got a coin dick”.

by Yakyelder October 27, 2020

Tofu Dick

A male that is a vegetarian.

Hey that girl over there had sex with Mike and PJ just because they are vegetarians, she must really like that tofu dick.

by KieferC October 17, 2012

A left on the dick

An ambiguous statement that can be used for multiple situations to describe its awesomeness and or fuckery. Can be used both as a negative or a positive depending on context and inflection.

This food is amazing! You took a left on the dick with this one!

I was so drunk last night, I ended up taking a left on the dick, and threw up all over myself.

We spent the whole day just relaxing on the beach. It was super chill, the day just took a left on the dick.

by Jsanti86 August 9, 2013

Paddle Dicking

The subtle art of "fucking off" avoiding the task at hand.

"Quit your paddle dicking and get back to work"

by E*Ricky December 29, 2020