dick-notized 

adj. -when a woman or gay man becomes utterly distracted and oblivious to their surroundings due to the fact that a handsome man is in the immediate area.

john- "Hey! earth to Stacy! WTF?"

Stacy- *comes to attention* "oh.... sorry! what?"

Spencer- "Don't even bother, man. She's totally dick-notized when that guy is here."

dick-notized by 2ChromeColts June 30, 2009

dick-swatter 

when a chick is flirting with a guy but her chick friend kills it

i was talking to this guy when dick-swatter melissa came over.

dick-swatter by jossssselyn July 21, 2009

dick damage 

Dick Damage: to asses the collateral damage or mistake of having children. Risk Management.

I have to pay fucking child support!!! I did massive dick damage.

I need a Vasectomy to prevent dick damage.

dick damage by NasX December 1, 2009

Dick Vibe

A vibe a girl has that says "fuck me". A girl with a dick vibe doesn't have to be attractive, and doesn't have to physically act slutty, she just has a certain look that let's guys know that she's easy.

"Yeah those sorority girls can get guys easily, but that's because they all have dick vibes"
"That girl is so easy, she just reeks of a dick vibe"

Dick Vibe by bing25 April 20, 2010

dick lash 

When you see a seeming hot chick and then suddenly seeing something that totally turns you off.

Shane: Dude i saw Sally's thong hanging out then Moley Molly came out of nowhere and she totally gave me some dick lash!!

Dylan: Ohhh man that sucks!!!!

dick lash by Sman111 November 8, 2011

dick-fro 

pubes that are not shaved, left into a afro kind of a hairy dick

only married dudes rock the dick-fro

dick-fro by POPPA March 14, 2012

dick fed 

To have been the recipient of a penile insertion

"Thalidomide my arse, you were just dick fed as a kid"

dick fed by nemm November 30, 2013