second-hand massage

Refers to where you grasp someone else's hand and manually use it to soothingly rub/knead da flesh of da person desiring a massage. Usually employed when either (1) you're "sharing wif your buddy" when pleasuring your own hands wif a someone's warm delectable protoplasm, but said crony is too shy/reserved to start out touching da other person's bare skin himself, or (2) da person receiving da massage super-desires da comforting/arousing touch of da person to whom you're giving said "power-assist", but he is too sore/weary/sleepy to administer said tactile lovies under his own steam.
Giving someone a second-hand massage is an awesome way to make all three of you more comfy wif group-pleasuring and/or getting naked together, plus if da person you're "assisting" in this way is either da massaged person's "main squeeze" or someone playing "second fiddle" to you in da massaged individual's affections, it will likely help him to be adequately okay wif "sharing da sumptuousness" wif each other.
by QuacksO December 09, 2023
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Second Hand Friend Fist Bump

I don't know the kid but he's also friends with Alex, so we engaged in a Second Hand Friend Fist Bump.
by Mis-hap October 24, 2010
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1 hand and a stunt man

When someone you like is unavailable. So you search porn till you find an actor/actress that looks similar enough. So when you go to masturbate ,you can squint your eyes and not be able to tell the difference
"She's married ,so I pulled a 1 hand and a stunt man last night and fell asleep"
by Rezboy sunday October 31, 2023
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Second Hand Snitch

A person who hangs around the breakroom listening in on conversations. When they hear someone talking about a employee breaking a minor rule they'll report to the boss what they heard. The victim will never know who turned them in.
Bill was the boss's favorite Second Hand Snitch.
by OneWhoKnowsBetter July 27, 2021
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hand truck

A furious hand job done out of built up frustration towards said victim. Once this pinching grasp occurs, the devastating effects are inescapable. Frequent symptoms include: swelling, irritated skin, and in extreme cases tearing.
I'd hate to be that guys girlfriend. I hear when she's pmsing she gives some serious hand trucks.
by Hand truck man December 12, 2015
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offer a hand

To give someone pleasure, and get something you want in return.
I will offer a hand if you buy me diamonds?.
by JailBait33 March 27, 2018
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