God Rocket

When god whips out his big ugly penis that had a errection and smites the people of earth

Will opened wide when he saw the god rocket

by RocketRFGT December 31, 2014

Monkey Sun God

The Monkey Sun God originated from the "Bloons TD Series," TD for Tower Defense, made by Ninja Kiwi. It is an all-powerful being who devotes most of its time to popping balloons that are trying to attack a monkey village.

"The Super Monkey was finally turned into the Monkey Sun God, the all-powerful balloon decimator. Also known as the protector of monkeys.

by Monkey_Sun_God October 5, 2022

onion god

i shall am onion god i make onions for onion farms

i made that onion not that dumb onion farmer cause i am onion god

by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019

gods chopping block

vagina

i got splinters off gods chopping block

by wormxing October 19, 2010

god squad

Group of usually young, born again church goes who make every conversation about god.

God squadders turn everything into a conversation about their lord, god.

Hey man, wanna watch a movie?
You know, loving god is more entertaining than a movie!

I'm starving!
You know, you can always feast on the word of god, and you don't even have to go to a restaurant and pay!

by William Seares May 22, 2024

Demi God

Very attractive rapper that blew up on soundcloud and is gonna be a XXL freshman.

Jace: Yall heard of Demi God?
Brady: No why?
Jace HE'S NEXT UP

by sime slime December 3, 2019

God's Image

Being creative. This is what sets humans apart from animals.

God is the Creator of the world, and the reason all His children want to create sounds, flavors, feelings, children, roads, buildings, schools, art, ideas about God, etc. is because we were created in God's image.

by spacefaced1968 April 21, 2019