poofy squishy time

semi-cuddling with a friend that you secretly have feelings for, and dont want to chance ruining your friendship with...

hey i have seen you in a couple days, i need some poofy squishy time!

by some dude.... October 15, 2011

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flop-cutting time

hands on the gastrointestinal 'clock' demanding one 'pump a lump'; emptying of ones' bowels; 'take' a shit!; 'have' a shit

churning in duane's guts informed him it was flop-cutting time!

flop-cutting time was complicated by dean's un-hungry toilet!

he went 'huh?', when she informed him it was flop-cutting time

by michael foolsley November 6, 2011

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One time in Bolivia

a way to reference something that happened that youre no embarassed of or regret.

One time in Bolivia, I got busted for drugs.

by frigkesha November 6, 2018

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time to feed the ostrich

Time to feed the ostrich is code word for going to go smoke methamphetamines,.

"Hey man just picked up from grandma, let's go back to your place and it's time to feed the ostrich"

by Peter pan! June 23, 2018

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People who are only in your life when things are going well for you and you have that good time to share with them. They leach off your success and good time moments. Otherwise they are not around, selfishly sucking off some other unsuspecting person having a bit of good fortune or success.

If I get the boat up and running by myself, I can expect my son to show up to go fishing on it. But help me get it ready? No, sadly he is strictly a Good Times Peep , not a true friend.

Can Austin put the work into getting to know me for a few weeks without interference, with say a retreat? No, he never gave that opportunity, because he is a Good Times Peep and getting to know someone he should on a deep level like that is a waste of his time.

by Have a Snickers August 28, 2018

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