Dick Tunnel

Noun; Another word for a Vagina.

Damn bro, I can't wait to beat up that DICK TUNNEL.

by BozZ December 14, 2012

donkey dick

a dirty big dick

Sammy Romanus loves the donkey dick

by THE BOSS 12 July 9, 2019

Dick Sponge

A mocking term used to describe an annoying disposition - the female equivalent of a "douche bag".

This club is full of dick sponges, let's go get some tacos instead.

by htothec June 21, 2012

koala dick

A super big sexy ass mother fucking dick

Jesus Christ you have a koala dick

by Big dick guy October 6, 2015

Dick-Bricker

Someone so mean or such an asshole that they deserve a brick thrown at their dick at full force.

Jacob: Man, Thomas is a dick-bricker.
Steve: Yeah, I would so love to throw a brick at his dick.

by TheBiggestDingus September 20, 2016

Quarantine Dick

Severely chapped or red-raw penis caused by masturbating to pass the time whilst in quarantine.

“How’s quarantine going? You having some time off work?”
“Not well man, I’m so bored I’m developing a serious case of quarantine dick.”

by SoreKnobSteve April 10, 2020

Dick-angst

1 - the angst of anyone who has the misfortune to be named Dick, especally Dick Grayson of Batman and Robin fame.

2 - the angst of a girl who wishes she had a dick so that her perverted yaoi fantisies could become real.

1 - "I demand my Dick-angst!" "Mmkay here. Go nuts."

2 - "omg i have dick-angst i want a dick so i can fuck bakura cause he's so kawaii!!!"

by Gwenhwyfar September 16, 2005