Do not listen to those jake boys who call guys simps because they respect women.
A simp is person who does too much.
not a person who respects the opposit gender/same gender.
A simp is person who does too much.
not a person who respects the opposit gender/same gender.
Dude: Yo, i just bought my significant other a whole car, and random gifts.
his piece of shit friend: dude..your a simp.
his piece of shit friend: dude..your a simp.
by swaggy short boy April 6, 2021
Get the Simpmug. example of professional simping:
- she maybe said the n-word, she maybe bullied the staff or the members, and she was maybe taking drugs but I mean she is so kind and pure she would never hurt anybody. She is such a sweetie, she is so pretty what a shame for her career... And she is not fluent in English, she doesn't know the meaning of it....awww my poor baby
- she maybe said the n-word, she maybe bullied the staff or the members, and she was maybe taking drugs but I mean she is so kind and pure she would never hurt anybody. She is such a sweetie, she is so pretty what a shame for her career... And she is not fluent in English, she doesn't know the meaning of it....awww my poor baby
by manobal but read it manoban December 22, 2021
Get the Simpmug. Jordyn ditches the boys on Friday night to take a girls shift who doesn’t even know his name and works till 3 am.that is a simp
by Tanglyhaddock September 11, 2021
Get the Simpmug. by not ranga September 23, 2020
Get the Simpmug. The space between the bed and the mattress you stay in when your girlfriend is doing her onlyfans show or when she’s letting other dudes hit it but you totally respect her choices, good man.
by Somanyants August 29, 2022
Get the simp holstermug. Someone who lost their sense of dignity long ago. When faced with a cancellation mob trying to destroy their life, take away their job, and ruin their reputation over a trivial matter, something that happened decades ago, or a misinterpretation of something said or done, they grovel and apologize in the hopes that they might appease the mob. These spineless characters beg for forgiveness even though it has yet to prove fruitful in any case.
"Did you hear that Tommy is being canceled because he held the door open for some girls at the mall? Clear case of internalized patriarchy."
"And he apologized for that?! What a feckless social simp."
"And he apologized for that?! What a feckless social simp."
by Thesbian.Thriller March 4, 2021
Get the Social Simpmug. by JordanlsDead December 3, 2020
Get the speed simpmug.