EYE ALL WE TALL DID

Read it out loud.

Tony: Eye All We Tall Did?
Josh: Haha, retard..

by TonyVo! May 1, 2009

i have a fuck in my eye

When someone rubs their eye with their middle finger as a way to covertly flip off someone else.

Sarah: Hey look it's that jerk who called you a slut yesterday!
Kat: Hang on, I think I have a fuck in my eye

by KitKat28 October 2, 2012

One Eyed Willy's Eye Patch

a prophylactic or condom; jimmy hat.
(AKA, Gonad Goggles, Spunk or Splooge Spittoon, Pricknic Basket, or Uterus Excluderous)

Have to go to the pharmacy and pick up a couple of boxes of One-Eyed Willy's Eyepatches...remember, two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet!

by weave March 24, 2003

look with your eyes, not with your mouth

a response given to someone who always asks "have seen my ____." Especially useful when said person took little or no time to actually "look" on their own.

Stupid Roomate: "Have you seen my car keys?"

You: "Look with your eyes, not with your mouth."

by Randomaxe October 26, 2012

Slouching Red Eye Gay

Someone that slouches and get piss off easily to kids wearing caps specially black ones. Someone with reddish ugly eyes (seems that he's watching male to male porn each night, I can tell by just looking at his ridiculous eyes), walk and talk like an abnormal child (autistic, mongoloid, special child). Pretends that he's smart even not. With also a very bad taste on fashion. And he's gay.

Gabriel Dy of Tacloban: Hey, you take off that cap or I'll suck your dick.
Boy: Yeah right, okay-okay.
Gabriel Dy of Tacloban: Show some respect to me even though I suck dicks. *Cries and walk away*
Boy: Damn, that slouching red eye gay, have been watching male to male porn again, tsk tsk.

by stainsonkeyboards187 June 25, 2009

Drop Dead Gorg Easy On The Eyes

This means when someone is so sexy there are just no words to describe them. There something that makes them stand out from the rest and just have this glow about them.

All the girls on my softball team are drop dead gorg easy on the eyes.

by Tooties April 22, 2019

My eyes just had a workout

when your crying but you don't want to admit it cuz you wimp af

Person: hey, are you crYinG
You: no, my eyes just had a workout

by thatbitchwithnolife December 9, 2018