blue tool

Someone who is a total tool, but you cannot refer to them as a tool because they are your "friend" or you are related to them.

ME: I don't want to go to Scout's Bar Mitzvah.

MOM: Why not?

ME: Because he is a blue tool and I hope he dies soon.

by d-frank April 17, 2007

Blue Man Group

They suck. Oh, they also do intel commercials. The commercials suck...and the processors, too.

hey, youre in Vegas, right. why not see the blue man group?
cause they suck.

by Scott Irving December 28, 2005

toronto blue jays

A baseball team that hasn't won the world series since 1993. Now playing at the "Rogers Center" in Toronto, Ontario Canada.

The Toronto Blue Jays will never win a double world series championship ever again.

The Bat Boy is ALWAYS ugly in Toronto.

by Skeets October 29, 2005

Red vs. Blue

A humorous machinima web series based off of the X-box game "Halo". Set in the "Blood Gulch" multiplayer death match map, the series revolves around the hilarious hijinx involving two squads of soldiers, one in variations of red armor, the other in blue armor.

"You know what? I fucking hate you."

by John Rand April 30, 2004

Blue Tooth Slut

A bluth tooth that bonds with many people

that side kick is such a blue tooth slut

by bluetoothemo December 28, 2007

blue screen of death

The error screen that pops up on Windows 2000 and lower, whenever a fatal error occurs. Windows XP has a similar error screen, but it rarely pops up. That doesn't mean that Windows XP is a good OS though.

I was about to finish my homework when the god damned Blue Screen of Death popped up on the screen. From now on, I'm writing up my homework.

by CharlieMulligan September 1, 2008

Da Blue Crew

The most hardcore, big balling, money making group of mother fuckers in the northern hemisphere. They rep Dallas like no other.

You mess with the blue crew? YOU DEAD HOE

by Everyone At Shepton Highschool February 13, 2003