Summer Penis 

A phenomenon in which high temperatures cause the penis to appear bigger.

"Dude, this heat is giving me some serious summer penis"

Summer Penis by Mericanjoe July 25, 2018

Puppet Penis 

puppet penis

so use the old puppet penis. When your trying to impress somebody your attracted to, you tie a string round your cock and balls and thread the rope string through your clothes to your hand discretely connect it to your hand or finger. When your talking to the one you like move it sharply giving they impression off instant sexual attraction. tell the person your getting movement downstairs they will instantly look and you can master the movement of the puppet penis. Its an instant turn on and you can nick name your penis Pinocchio after all it does get longer.

Puppet Penis by Mr C J GRAY July 3, 2019

Battle Penis 

A member which is a good deal smaller when flaccid than when erect, so that it is protected during combat with pirates, ninjas, anyone who might try to clock you in the cock. A grow-er, rather than a show-er, which remains at a more or less constant size.

Jenny: "Er, isn't it a little... small?"
George: "Oh yeah? Battle penis, extend!"
Jenny: "Why, it's the perfect defense against pirates!"
George: :awesome:

Battle Penis by Anonymous von Anonymous III July 3, 2008

Nigga Big Penis 

The legendary NBP of Reddit. He has a large peepee and he is the friendliest guy around. Well known in r/teenagers Go to r/N_B_P for more info

Here is a standard Nigga Big Penis encounter:

|u/randomguy1: My dog died and I'm really sad.
| |u/Nigga-Big-Penis: I feel for you man. Here is an n-word pass to cheer you up.
| | |u/randomguy1: Thank you NBP! You truly are a god amongst men.
| | |u/randomguy2: r/rimjob_steve lmao xD

Nigga Big Penis by penis man 42069 April 13, 2019

Consensual penis 

A dick falsely accused of rape, turned rap diss.

After the trial, I left the courtroom gripping my consensual penis.

Consensual penis by Lymrix June 11, 2018

Guacamole Nigga Penis 

A thicc nigga who masturbates as he eats doritos nacho cheese with fresh soft guac from the local grocery store.

you want to go perform some Guacamole Nigga Penis, and "watch" the Bachelor?

Guacamole Nigga Penis by bleached cow February 6, 2019

perfect penis 

6 inches

i love perfect penis

perfect penis by pau pac ulo October 21, 2019