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bungee shit

An occurance common with many Italian and Persian males and most Samoan females, it's a shit that once shat, attaches itself to you're ass hairs and is pulled back up once its head hits the water.
Girl 1: I heard that Persians keep scissors by their toilets cause of all the bungee shits they take!
Girl 2: I heard black people are more likely to die of heart failure!
--Dialogue from recess at John Wayne Bobbitt Elementary
by genegine October 14, 2006
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shit in their hat

to ask someone to leave them alone or to go away in a dismissive way.
After he was asked to give money to the political cause, he told the campaign volunteer to shit in his hat.
by Ryan in NH August 26, 2005
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shit thumb

when a girl is riding you backwards and you stick your thumb up her butt and you get shit on it.
last night this chick rode me backwards and i stuck my thumb up her butt. when i woke up in the morning i had shit thumb!
by shizzle07 July 16, 2007
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shit teeth

When someone eats a chocolatey food such as Oreos, causing the teeth to look like they're covered in shit.
Travis: Mmmm Oreos.
Alex: Ew dude you got shit teeth, close your mouth!
by MikeC Fo Sho June 19, 2008
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Invisible Shit

The event that occurs when one takes a dump, and upon standing to flush the toilet cannot see the recently disposed waste. Usually happens when a larger dump is taken.
John was coming over to see a movie, but he took an invisible shit and thinks that toilet leprechauns are after his feces.
by KenyaEast January 25, 2009
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Shit Risk

When you take laxatives and take the Shit Risk by challenging yourself to hold it in whilst getting fucked in the arse
“I took loads of laxatives last night to try the Shit Risk but failed to hold it in and shat all over his dick.”
by MissBlob September 2, 2019
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G Shit

agreeing with someone
andres : yo, those shoes are clean
bella : g shit
by Bellaokamota April 10, 2018
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