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When you take laxatives and take the Shit Risk by challenging yourself to hold it in whilst getting fucked in the arse
“I took loads of laxatives last night to try the Shit Risk but failed to hold it in and shat all over his dick.”
by MissBlob September 2, 2019
Get the Shit Risk mug.When a man is giving anal but can’t get his whole dick in because a shit is blocking it from going any deeper.
“Her arse was boulder blocked last night so I couldn’t fuck it properly until she had a good shit and cleaned herself up”
by MissBlob May 7, 2018
Get the Boulder Block mug.When someone farts cum out of their arse after anal sex and the other person eats it straight from their arsehole.
by MissBlob June 11, 2018
Get the Eating Curm mug.Shwet is the taste you get when you cut the wall between her arse and pussy so you can taste shit as you lick her out
“She had bits of sweet corn in the Shwet which sweetened up the taste of her fishy vagina”
“I cut a hole so I could taste the shit from last nights curry”
“I cut a hole so I could taste the shit from last nights curry”
by MissBlob September 2, 2019
Get the Shwet mug.“We tried anal last night but a load of spuck came out so we stopped cause it made me feel sick.”
“I had spuck on my dick and I made her lick it off”
“I had spuck on my dick and I made her lick it off”
by MissBlob May 7, 2018
Get the Spuck mug.“When Ricky took his trousers off there was an awful smell, and as he pulled back his foreskin I saw loads of chap cheddar”
“Ricky’s chap cheddar was revolting, but I licked it clean for him before we fucked”
“I threw up on Ricky’s dick after tasting chap cheddar when giving Ricky a blowjob. Last nights sprouts made it taste better”
“Ricky’s chap cheddar was revolting, but I licked it clean for him before we fucked”
“I threw up on Ricky’s dick after tasting chap cheddar when giving Ricky a blowjob. Last nights sprouts made it taste better”
by MissBlob May 10, 2021
Get the Chap Cheddar mug.When a girl collects blood from her period in a cup and then freezes it, later followed by taking the frozen blood out and blending it into a slushy mixture to drink it.
“I looked in my girlfriends freezer and found a Bloody Slushy”
“I saw my mum drink a Bloody Slushy and it turned me on”
“My friend wanted to try my Bloody Slushy so I said I’d give her some next month”
“I saw my mum drink a Bloody Slushy and it turned me on”
“My friend wanted to try my Bloody Slushy so I said I’d give her some next month”
by MissBlob June 5, 2018
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