Boulder Block

When a man is giving anal but can’t get his whole dick in because a shit is blocking it from going any deeper.

“Her arse was boulder blocked last night so I couldn’t fuck it properly until she had a good shit and cleaned herself up”

by MissBlob February 19, 2018

Chap Cheddar

Smegma, dick cheese

“When Ricky took his trousers off there was an awful smell, and as he pulled back his foreskin I saw loads of chap cheddar”

“Ricky’s chap cheddar was revolting, but I licked it clean for him before we fucked”

“I threw up on Ricky’s dick after tasting chap cheddar when giving Ricky a blowjob. Last nights sprouts made it taste better”

by MissBlob May 10, 2021

Flub

Felling like a fat ugly lump.

Often used when self conscious and naked in the bedroom.

“She was having a Flub day and was too self conscious to have sex”

by MissBlob February 18, 2018

Flup

Used when someone is full up from eating so much

“I ate too many brussel sprouts and I’m flup”

by MissBlob February 27, 2018

Shit Risk

When you take laxatives and take the Shit Risk by challenging yourself to hold it in whilst getting fucked in the arse

“I took loads of laxatives last night to try the Shit Risk but failed to hold it in and shat all over his dick.”

by MissBlob September 02, 2019

Brown Spurter

When you shit into a girls pussy and she fanny farts the shit back out

“I was with my grandmother yesterday and after having a good shit in her pussy she fanny farted all over me. I hate it when she does a brown spurter.”

by MissBlob September 17, 2019

Gherkphobia

The fear of a gherkin being in the same room as you

“Why did he freak out and run out the room screaming like a kid high on coke?”

“He has Gherkphobia and I hid a gherkin in the cupboard to scare him”

by MissBlob October 13, 2019