Definitions by MissBlob

Chap Cheddar 

Smegma, dick cheese

“When Ricky took his trousers off there was an awful smell, and as he pulled back his foreskin I saw loads of chap cheddar”

“Ricky’s chap cheddar was revolting, but I licked it clean for him before we fucked”

“I threw up on Ricky’s dick after tasting chap cheddar when giving Ricky a blowjob. Last nights sprouts made it taste better”

Chap Cheddar by MissBlob May 10, 2021

Droobs

Saggy Boobs

“Her droobs were so saggy that Ricky has to sit on the floor to suck them”

“I’ve never seen droobs that big before, they touched the ground while she was sucking me off”

Droobs by MissBlob March 10, 2021

Gherkphobia 

The fear of a gherkin being in the same room as you

“Why did he freak out and run out the room screaming like a kid high on coke?”

“He has Gherkphobia and I hid a gherkin in the cupboard to scare him”

Gherkphobia by MissBlob October 13, 2019

Brown Spurter 

When you shit into a girls pussy and she fanny farts the shit back out

“I was with my grandmother yesterday and after having a good shit in her pussy she fanny farted all over me. I hate it when she does a brown spurter.”

Brown Spurter by MissBlob September 17, 2019

Shit Risk 

When you take laxatives and take the Shit Risk by challenging yourself to hold it in whilst getting fucked in the arse

“I took loads of laxatives last night to try the Shit Risk but failed to hold it in and shat all over his dick.”

Shit Risk by MissBlob September 2, 2019

Shwet 

Shwet is the taste you get when you cut the wall between her arse and pussy so you can taste shit as you lick her out

“She had bits of sweet corn in the Shwet which sweetened up the taste of her fishy vagina”

“I cut a hole so I could taste the shit from last nights curry”

Shwet by MissBlob September 2, 2019

Peellying 

When you’re being tortured and the skin of your willy is being peeled off.

“He was tortured and they tried to make him talk by peellying him to find out more about the missing person”

“He tortured him by peellying him because he stole his chocolate”

Peellying by MissBlob September 2, 2019