“When Ricky took his trousers off there was an awful smell, and as he pulled back his foreskin I saw loads of chap cheddar”
“Ricky’s chap cheddar was revolting, but I licked it clean for him before we fucked”
“I threw up on Ricky’s dick after tasting chap cheddar when giving Ricky a blowjob. Last nights sprouts made it taste better”
“Ricky’s chap cheddar was revolting, but I licked it clean for him before we fucked”
“I threw up on Ricky’s dick after tasting chap cheddar when giving Ricky a blowjob. Last nights sprouts made it taste better”
by MissBlob May 10, 2021
Shwet is the taste you get when you cut the wall between her arse and pussy so you can taste shit as you lick her out
“She had bits of sweet corn in the Shwet which sweetened up the taste of her fishy vagina”
“I cut a hole so I could taste the shit from last nights curry”
“I cut a hole so I could taste the shit from last nights curry”
by MissBlob September 02, 2019
“I was with my grandmother yesterday and after having a good shit in her pussy she fanny farted all over me. I hate it when she does a brown spurter.”
by MissBlob September 17, 2019
by MissBlob February 27, 2018
When you take laxatives and take the Shit Risk by challenging yourself to hold it in whilst getting fucked in the arse
“I took loads of laxatives last night to try the Shit Risk but failed to hold it in and shat all over his dick.”
by MissBlob September 02, 2019
“Why did he freak out and run out the room screaming like a kid high on coke?”
“He has Gherkphobia and I hid a gherkin in the cupboard to scare him”
“He has Gherkphobia and I hid a gherkin in the cupboard to scare him”
by MissBlob October 13, 2019
When someone farts cum out of their arse after anal sex and the other person eats it straight from their arsehole.
by MissBlob May 29, 2018