MissBlob's definitions

Brown Spurter

When you shit into a girls pussy and she fanny farts the shit back out

“I was with my grandmother yesterday and after having a good shit in her pussy she fanny farted all over me. I hate it when she does a brown spurter.”

by MissBlob September 17, 2019

Gherkphobia

The fear of a gherkin being in the same room as you

“Why did he freak out and run out the room screaming like a kid high on coke?”

“He has Gherkphobia and I hid a gherkin in the cupboard to scare him”

by MissBlob October 13, 2019

Shit Risk

When you take laxatives and take the Shit Risk by challenging yourself to hold it in whilst getting fucked in the arse

“I took loads of laxatives last night to try the Shit Risk but failed to hold it in and shat all over his dick.”

by MissBlob September 2, 2019

Shwet

Shwet is the taste you get when you cut the wall between her arse and pussy so you can taste shit as you lick her out

“She had bits of sweet corn in the Shwet which sweetened up the taste of her fishy vagina”

“I cut a hole so I could taste the shit from last nights curry”

by MissBlob September 2, 2019

Peellying

When you’re being tortured and the skin of your willy is being peeled off.

“He was tortured and they tried to make him talk by peellying him to find out more about the missing person”

“He tortured him by peellying him because he stole his chocolate”

by MissBlob September 2, 2019

Flub

Felling like a fat ugly lump.

Often used when self conscious and naked in the bedroom.

“She was having a Flub day and was too self conscious to have sex”

by MissBlob February 18, 2018

Boulder Block

When a man is giving anal but can’t get his whole dick in because a shit is blocking it from going any deeper.

“Her arse was boulder blocked last night so I couldn’t fuck it properly until she had a good shit and cleaned herself up”

by MissBlob May 7, 2018