Eating Curm

When someone farts cum out of their arse after anal sex and the other person eats it straight from their arsehole.
“She said she’d only try anal if I agreed to eating curm from her arse after. It was disgusting
by MissBlob June 11, 2018
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Boulder Block

When a man is giving anal but can’t get his whole dick in because a shit is blocking it from going any deeper.
“Her arse was boulder blocked last night so I couldn’t fuck it properly until she had a good shit and cleaned herself up”
by MissBlob May 07, 2018
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Shit Risk

When you take laxatives and take the Shit Risk by challenging yourself to hold it in whilst getting fucked in the arse
“I took loads of laxatives last night to try the Shit Risk but failed to hold it in and shat all over his dick.”
by MissBlob September 02, 2019
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Spuck

Shit that gets on the penis when fucking someone’s arse
“We tried anal last night but a load of spuck came out so we stopped cause it made me feel sick.”

“I had spuck on my dick and I made her lick it off”
by MissBlob May 07, 2018
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Peellying

When you’re being tortured and the skin of your willy is being peeled off.
“He was tortured and they tried to make him talk by peellying him to find out more about the missing person”

“He tortured him by peellying him because he stole his chocolate
by MissBlob September 02, 2019
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Bloody Slushy

When a girl collects blood from her period in a cup and then freezes it, later followed by taking the frozen blood out and blending it into a slushy mixture to drink it.
“I looked in my girlfriends freezer and found a Bloody Slushy”

“I saw my mum drink a Bloody Slushy and it turned me on”

“My friend wanted to try my Bloody Slushy so I said I’d give her some next month”
by MissBlob June 05, 2018
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Gherkphobia

The fear of a gherkin being in the same room as you
“Why did he freak out and run out the room screaming like a kid high on coke?”

“He has Gherkphobia and I hid a gherkin in the cupboard to scare him”
by MissBlob October 13, 2019
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