MissBlob's definitions

Droobs

Saggy Boobs

“Her droobs were so saggy that Ricky has to sit on the floor to suck them”

“I’ve never seen droobs that big before, they touched the ground while she was sucking me off”

by MissBlob March 10, 2021

Shwet

Shwet is the taste you get when you cut the wall between her arse and pussy so you can taste shit as you lick her out

“She had bits of sweet corn in the Shwet which sweetened up the taste of her fishy vagina”

“I cut a hole so I could taste the shit from last nights curry”

by MissBlob September 2, 2019

Eating Curm

When someone farts cum out of their arse after anal sex and the other person eats it straight from their arsehole.

“She said she’d only try anal if I agreed to eating curm from her arse after. It was disgusting”

by MissBlob June 11, 2018

Spuck

Shit that gets on the penis when fucking someone’s arse

“We tried anal last night but a load of spuck came out so we stopped cause it made me feel sick.”

“I had spuck on my dick and I made her lick it off”

by MissBlob May 7, 2018

Flub

Felling like a fat ugly lump.

Often used when self conscious and naked in the bedroom.

“She was having a Flub day and was too self conscious to have sex”

by MissBlob February 18, 2018

Gherkphobia

The fear of a gherkin being in the same room as you

“Why did he freak out and run out the room screaming like a kid high on coke?”

“He has Gherkphobia and I hid a gherkin in the cupboard to scare him”

by MissBlob October 13, 2019

Brown Spurter

When you shit into a girls pussy and she fanny farts the shit back out

“I was with my grandmother yesterday and after having a good shit in her pussy she fanny farted all over me. I hate it when she does a brown spurter.”

by MissBlob September 17, 2019