Definitions by MissBlob
Chap Cheddar
“When Ricky took his trousers off there was an awful smell, and as he pulled back his foreskin I saw loads of chap cheddar”
“Ricky’s chap cheddar was revolting, but I licked it clean for him before we fucked”
“I threw up on Ricky’s dick after tasting chap cheddar when giving Ricky a blowjob. Last nights sprouts made it taste better”
“Ricky’s chap cheddar was revolting, but I licked it clean for him before we fucked”
“I threw up on Ricky’s dick after tasting chap cheddar when giving Ricky a blowjob. Last nights sprouts made it taste better”
Chap Cheddar by MissBlob May 10, 2021
Droobs
“Her droobs were so saggy that Ricky has to sit on the floor to suck them”
“I’ve never seen droobs that big before, they touched the ground while she was sucking me off”
“I’ve never seen droobs that big before, they touched the ground while she was sucking me off”
Brown Spurter
“I was with my grandmother yesterday and after having a good shit in her pussy she fanny farted all over me. I hate it when she does a brown spurter.”
Brown Spurter by MissBlob September 17, 2019
Shit Risk
When you take laxatives and take the Shit Risk by challenging yourself to hold it in whilst getting fucked in the arse
“I took loads of laxatives last night to try the Shit Risk but failed to hold it in and shat all over his dick.”
Shwet
Shwet is the taste you get when you cut the wall between her arse and pussy so you can taste shit as you lick her out
“She had bits of sweet corn in the Shwet which sweetened up the taste of her fishy vagina”
“I cut a hole so I could taste the shit from last nights curry”
“I cut a hole so I could taste the shit from last nights curry”