Juiced Jesus

To be toned and muscular, while having long majestic hair and an almost Chuck Norris like beard. *Tattoos are not required, but recommended.*

Man, Opie from Sons of Anarchy really became a Juiced Jesus in season 4 of the show.

by Ulta-Thug MD. June 12, 2015

Juice Bar

A meet up spot, typically bathroom, for people or teens to vape. Like "peeing in the juul room".

Hey man wanna hit up the juice bar? I got blue razz lemonade, you gotta try it!

I'd love to! I got my watermelon juice to bring!

by Nipple Cream Dealer May 29, 2019

Kale Juice

A antisemitic mondegreen used on social media which is meant to avoid censorship when saying "Kill Jews".
This can be hateful, antisemitism, and is very insensitive.

Instagram Comment: Kale Juice
Reply: Based

by IAmNotARacistButARealist June 13, 2025

Apple juice in a can

Apple juice that has been "de-liquidized" and put into a can.

Person 1: You ever had apple juice in a can?
Person 2: What? That sounds disgusting.
Person 1: Trust me, it's delicious!

by TheBigPrisoner February 9, 2022

Hick Juice

A certain cologne often used by hicks, Tim Mcgraw Fragrance. Or, Justen Michaels Alexander's ejaculation.

Stop spraying that perfume! It smells like we've been swimmin' in some hick juice!

Or,

Yumm, this tastes like hick juice!

by RavenMae;) May 14, 2009

Tater Juice

It's hard to find expensive liquor that someone a tater purchased just to show off on Instagram.

Cheng has been drinking Tater Juice. He must have had a bad day. I can not believe he opened that bottle of Double Eagle.

by Truthteller85 February 18, 2024

Orange Juice Flavored Toothpaste

Orange Juice Flavored Toothpaste has to be one of the worst ways to make your teeth smell bad and have a horrendous shitty taste and smell so you do not want to use this. I used this when I was a kid and I absolutely fucking hate it. If you want trauma then use this.

"I wanna try Orange Juice Flavored Toothpaste."
"Don't do it or your dead."
"I don't care"
"Good luck, soldier"

by titandestroyer6000 April 29, 2024