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The Deadly Shaft Worm

It is a Parasitic Worm that, while you sleep, crawls up your shaft and slowly nibbles away at your prostate. Causing anal discomfort and extremely violent discharges, fluorescent in colour, and after a long time harbouring this parasite your testicles will distort and retract into your body. Then You Die
John : I woke up last night and my arse felt sore

Jack : Stay away from me, your home to The Deadly Shaft Worm now
by Shaft Inspector !!! February 24, 2011
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Piss Worm

A term defining a certain human who is interlectually slow and wriggles instead of uses his feet to walk
Me : Hey Piss Worm

Jye Taylor : Yooo WhUtZ Up BaBeH?
by brandonwaluew July 20, 2010
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ear worm

A (usually annoying) song that gets stuck in your head.

They can be erradicated by singing the Gilligan's Island theme song.
"Who Let the Dogs Out has been stuck in my head all day."

"You can get rid of your ear worm by singing the Gilligan's Island theme song."
by Caffeh March 27, 2005
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Early-worm

(earl-ee-wurm)
"The early worm gets up early to get eaten by the bird."
-Opposite of the early-bird.
GUY#1.) That man woke up early only to be eaten by big companies.

GUY#2.) He must be an early-worm.
by RiceMaker August 21, 2008
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Pissing the brown worm

The assumed after-effect of anal sex. An insinuation that one's urethra will fill with feces durning anal sex, much like a chocolate shake drank through a straw and later expelled; appearing to be a "brown worm".
"She's on the vagina bleed this week. Looks like I'll be pissing the brown worm for a while."
by Clint M. January 4, 2006
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Who up playing with they worm?

A phrase used to check if anyone is up late and jackin' off online.
by EagleMuncher December 5, 2021
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gummy worm

I like your cute gummy worm.
by Mashow March 30, 2009
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