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Friend 1: Did you sleep with that girl you went home with?

Friend 2: I was about to, but she had some wicked tuna!
by theverybestneo July 31, 2015
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Wicked Tuna

When engaging in heterosexual intercourse, the male participant will take a bluefin tuna and insert his penis in the fish. He will hump said fish until his penis is wet, slippery, and smells like a dead fish. Then he will rest the tuna down, and begin shaking his erect penis while the female participant scrambles to attach a string to his fishy dong. During this action, she will be screaming "We're gonna need a bigger boat!"
Listen here, nigga. I don't understand why you think it's funny that you call me gay. I literally pulled off a Wicked Tuna with my girlfriend last night. Eat shit, moron.
by choochiechomper April 30, 2019
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dat show wos fit wicked, innit?
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teen wiccan coven

where teens get together to form there own wiccan covens because most other covens won't accept anyone under 18.
A coven made up entirely of teens.
John is in a teen wiccan coven.
by Deep blue 2012 September 23, 2009
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John Wick

John Wick is a former hitman who returns to the criminal underworld when a Russian gangster steals his car and kills his dog. he then proceeds to murder well over 100+ people because he's john wick, even the cops are scared of him!
guy: hey you know John Wick?
guy 2: yeah i know John Wick
guy: lets watch John Wick
guy 3: he killed three men in a bar with a pencil, A FUCKING PENCIL !
by -Dat Mental Gamer- February 24, 2019
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Rit Wick Da N

Hey guys I got a joke:
"Rit Wick Da N"
by danwick June 21, 2020
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Ain’t no rest for the wicked

Originally a song by “Cage the Elephant”, the phrase is used to describe the lives of people in severe poverty either engaging in illicit activity like prostitution, robbery, or theft out of necessity to survive. Reasons include bills to pay, mouths to feed, and the fact that nothing in this world is for free. They’re not generally heartless bastards, but money makes you do things you shouldn’t be doing.
Person 1: I heard that a bunch of guys robbed an ACE Hardware store the other day

Person 2 : times must’ve been tough. Ain’t no rest for the wicked.
by Cam Trent August 1, 2022
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