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lauren wrights

Fat ugly people with no lives, big fods and massive noses. Irish and annoying, smells. Keep at least 10ft away. They bite and can cause bleeding and pregnancy
Lola: “have you seen Lauren Wrights ?”
You: “ew no keep that shit away from me”
by Bestfriend 1827263 May 21, 2018
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Happy Weight

The accumulation of weight around the gut that results from being indiscriminently promiscuous.
Damn, that girl's got mad happy weight!
by Mandarin twin September 30, 2011
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Fat D Weight

The biggest Male genatalia in the world is normally reffered to as dat fat D weight dick.
"Should i tell you that ever since i was young, I imagined sucking some fat D weight dick" - Lebron James
by Raging eskimo November 26, 2010
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weightaphobia

A person which becomes turned off by the weight of the opposite sex.

I won't be affectionate with Shamu.
She sounded great on the phone, but when we met in person. I had weightaphobia because the attraction to plus sized people just isn't in the cards.
by sur August 31, 2007
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vagina weight

A large metallic ball used to weigh down and essentially work out the vaginal muscles in order to increase cock takeage.
I found my mom's vagina weight and the smell of it reminded me of that time I tasted my golden retriever's seminal fluids.
by Jonesy Tomas October 24, 2008
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Aly Weightman

The biggest boss ever known to walk this planet. She will one day be famous for no apparent reason at all, other than being a baller. The title of her occupation is "Playa Playa" and her most frequently used word is shawty. She pretty much will only eat sour patch kids, captain crunch and spaghetti. People are amused by just listening to her talk about nothing for hours. She can also play a lot of instruments like the piano guitar and violin. her best talent is dancing like usher. so get at this shawty.
Justin biebers girlfriend- Aly Weightman
by payton burrows December 29, 2009
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weightsexual

An individual who is continually excited by the thought of hitting a new PR and the betterment of their glutes.
Kristen jumped up for joy after hitting another PR. She must be weightsexual.
by squatkenig April 21, 2018
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