Wankerchief

A handkerchief, bandana, or similiair item used to wipe up or catch cum after/during jerking off. So called a "wankerchief" because it's used for wanking.

Paul's wankerchief was crusty and knotted from his pixie-sticks and porno adventure last Friday night.

by fubsish September 13, 2009

wanker shank

the act of stabbing someone while they're wanking (masturbating)

dude, did you hear about fuqua? he got wanker shanked in the bathroom while he was ejaculating!

by the Damon8r January 10, 2009

Wanker

Wanker: An arrogant or pretentious person. Sometimes this word is used instead of resorting to 'Cunt' or 'Bellend'.

I always wanted to meet a Wanker, but then I met Brett.

by S86849 July 16, 2014

wankerist

A person who's perfected the art of being a wanker.

This man is the wankerist customer I have ever dealt with. What a wanker.

by MrD. February 1, 2018

wing-wanger

large succulent penis. when using the word wing-wanger one must do the hand motion for jacking off.

"I bet that guy has one big wing-wanger."

by laura and amy June 17, 2008

Wiki Wanker

A person who alters the wiki entry of a person, place or thing to say something negative or otherwise malicious about said person, place or thing.

My neighbor just altered my wiki entry on Wikipedia and now it says I'm a 4000 year old troll who likes eating cow pies; he is such a wiki wanker.

by aerwin2 February 22, 2009

dog wanker

Slang term for the most boring person you could ever meet. A Dog Wanker has a tendency to try and hold a conversation with you, despite the fact you show no interest in what he has to say. A Dog Wanker will never take the hint!

"I f**king hate that guy, he's a real dog wanker."

by Irish84 October 28, 2005