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Johnny Walker's law 

Johhny Walker's law occurs when, in an Internet argument, an interlocutor posts an arguement so stupid he winds up pwning himself.

Named for a brand of Scotch which the man who inspired the law was fooled into sending to a fake person for fake information, thereby destroying his chances of ever being taken seriously again.
1. Iain Hall: "John, the facts of the matter are that for all of the Warminista posturing the Australian people are not convinced, check out the two polls that each show more than 70% of the respondents are “unbelievers”."

John: Surname "It’s the idiotic right at work - Iain chooses apparent public consensus on two News Ltd webpolls (which can in no way be rigged by Andrew Bolt and co.), over the scienetific consensus. Why do I get the feeling he just lost that argument on his own? I name this Johnny Walker's law."

2. Iain Hall: "I am not claiming that the Polls are in any way definitive but they are consistent with straw polls that I have conducted myself amongst friends and acquaintances, basically most people do not believe the AGW hypothesis, or they feel that the problem is exaggerated by true believers like yourself."

Sammy Jankin: "Another great example of Johnny Walker’s law in action. “Sure, those polls don’t really mean anything. But I asked my mates, and they don’t believe in AGW, and my mates are a suitable subset of the population from which to draw statistical inferences.”"

text-walker 

One who text messages while walking, mostly found on sidewalks.
That text-walker almost bumped into me!
text-walker by Aaron Gobrah August 25, 2008

Talk-Walker 

Anyone who does things s/he doesn't like in order to fit a certain image.
1) If you weren't a talk-walker, you wouldn't be eating vanilla yogurt.

2) Wait, so you suddenly "like" camping because it fits the college student image? Talk-walker.

3) Merry Christmas, Bryan!

mason walker 

the rizzard of oz

the rizzly bear
infinate rizz
infinate digits
infinate pull
better than u
mason walker is better than every one of us
mason walker by mraceyt February 8, 2023

Water walker 

Water walker is the nickname of a fictitious character created by P. F. Hamilton in his " The Void Trilogy ". He. presumably had the ability to walk on water, create fire, telekinesis, concealment and shapeshifting.
Hey! Who the fuck do you think you are ? The water walker ?
Water walker by thefirewalker December 4, 2010

Street Walker 

Opposite of Curb Kids ,
Uncool kids who do not FSU
Street Walker by Jtg1862 October 17, 2011