Preconjugal Visit

Fucking your way out of going to prison.

While driving, I hit a guy riding on a bike. I'm not in jail because of my preconjugal visit.

by RandomWorkRemarks March 6, 2024

you visit often

The words that appear next to the urban dictionary link when you search urban dictionary too much

UD: you visit often

by Saulman500 March 9, 2024

Social Vidiot

Social media influencers. Especially those that call themselves influencers, or those that try to obtain free goods/services by offering to influence potential buyers.

Social media influncers are nothing more than a bunch of social vidiots!

by KSparx July 27, 2024

odd visitor

the second woman for a threesome

Girl: You're fucking me good, but I want something new.

Dude: Your friend is gonna be an odd visitor tonight.

by LuaXe April 28, 2024

Visceral Visitation

When a dream about a specific person is so intense that physical sensations (touch, breath, weight) are felt upon waking. A phenomenon often shared telepathically between two deeply connected lovers.

Reading what you wrote there felt like you were stripping away my defenses, layer by layer. But what’s truly maddening? The timing.

The exact night you posted 1119, while you were pouring that 'mindful insanity' into words, I was living it again with you. I had a dream so intense, it wasn't just a dream, it was a Visceral Visitation.
I felt you hard next to me, your presence overwhelming, your breath syncing with mine in that 'charged stillness' you described. It was terrifyingly real.

You always talk about the shivers you feel when you see me. Well, in that dream, those shivers turned into a physical storm that pinned me down.

You wrote that I am the 'weight you were made to bear,' yet I felt your weight pressing me down. You don’t just visit my dreams; you linger in my mind long after I wake up. You are always there.

If words can do that to your mind, imagine what feeling your phantom touch did to mine ⚡ We are connected on a frequency that defies logic.

Be obsessed ... with me. It suits you. And I love it.

by Mi & Your♾️Fantasia February 8, 2026

Anti-visitatiousness

A tendancy towards being anti social.

Gee, that melatonin last night has me in a major state of anti-visitatiousness.

by debarkation October 6, 2025

non-verbal visit

Where you go to hang out with someone, but they have a super-long phone call from a super-important person, and so they are unable to end the conversation and give their undivided attention to you. If you know the person well enough and are therefore fairly familiar/comfy with their assorted business/family/personal matters, however, this situation can sometimes not be all that bad a thing, since speaking and acting involve two separate and unrelated parts of the brain and are therefore completely different thought-processes, and so you and your friend can still hold hands, cuddle, exchange massages, relax in bed, and even have sex, all while the person is still maintaining his unbroken listening and yackety-yacking into the handset (it helps if he wears a little earpiece/boom-mike headset-attachment that plugs into the phone, since that way he does not have to clutch the phone to his ear with his shoulder, and so he can have both hands/arms completely free to give you whatever physical attention that you two wish to engage in during the visit.

Non-verbal visits can sometimes be almost as enjoyable as hanging out and holding a conversation, plus when you are ready to take off again, you do not actually have to interrupt the person's phone-conversation to verbally speak your farewell; you can just smilingly offer him your hand, and he can then smile/nod affably back at you and companionably pump your hand while he still talks on the phone with his caller, and so in this instance he will consider your "alternative" farewell-gesture to be just as satisfactory as if you'd actually said goodbye in the "usual" way.

by QuacksO October 2, 2017