van marrum

to break up with a long term boyfriend then proceding to fornicate with everyone in sight

brendan: dude that chick is totally pulling a van marrum on mike

by cum slinger December 2, 2009

van heath

A kind, handsome man who lives in Benton, Ar. A very smart man, who loves to hunt. He is pro-gun and voted for trump....

"I sure wish I was Van Heath"

by Vantheman#1 December 18, 2016

Van Doren

The last name of a popular Pin-up model, Mamie Van Doren.
It is also the last name of extremely beautiful and smart women everywhere.

"Damn that girl is smokin'! She must be a Van Doren!"

by Bessiegirl September 25, 2008

catering van

Slang for Caterham - a range of cars widely regarded as some of the finest drivers cars available for sensible money.

Based on a Lotus which was created ages ago.. probably the 12th century, though that is just a guess.

Been out in the catering van at the weekend, so excuse me if I'm spitting flies for the rest of the day.

by matt-leics April 14, 2004

Ir-Van

ivan is cool

ooohh ir-van

by TP:SAIO April 29, 2003

Molesta-van

A non descript Large White Van...usually with tinted windows and no plates.
A van or other large vehicle that appears to be transportation for rapists and kidnappers.

Stay away from that Molesta-van...someone might pop out and offer you candy!!

Haha...your vehicle looks like a creepy molesta-van, I better steer clear or you may try to kidnap me!

by Raquel Miyasato August 27, 2008

CM Van

A Large van, Usualy an 80's econoline, with no side or rear windows. No interior, or a shag-like carpet interior. No back seats. Often smells like a blood of semen and motor parts. Also known as a child molestor Van.

"Did you see Tom's new van?"

"Yeah, but I'm scared to ride in it, it's a total CM van dude"

by Josef6000 September 1, 2005