Urinal Camping

When you use a public urinal and someone enters the bathroom and uses the urinal right next to you even tho there are several down the line

Hector: bruh somone just came and started Urinal Camping me wtf
william: bruh

by Continue, Dont May 16, 2019

urinal turner

A Urinal Turner is a guy in a public restroom who while taking a piss at a urinal will always turn around and try to make eye contact with whoever walks in. This is poor bathroom ediquitte.

"Did you notice whenever Jay is taking a leak he always turns around to see who walks in?"

"Yeah I had him pegged as a urinal turner the second time he did that shit to me"

by Gunno 2 November 11, 2017

urinal parking

to park a car in such a way that you are not directly next to other vehicles. Similar to how males prefer to pee at urinals.

Yesterday I wasn't to confident in my parking skills so I was forced into urinal parking my ride.

by honey_badger959 December 12, 2015

Urinal cake

Those thingamabobs in urinals to make them smell nice. For some reason they gave them a name that makes it difficult to resist the temptation to eat one. Pretty sure eating one will kill you though. Unrelated: invite-only cupcake party at my place. I’m making the cupcakes. If they smell like lime or flowers and taste like chemicals then don’t worry that’s normal the aftertaste is good though I promise. Please come to my cupcake party

disclaimer: Urinal cakes should not be eaten

by LeoTheKilljoy January 8, 2024

Urination Station

This is another word you can use when you want to say toilet.

I need to piss. I'm going to head to the Urination Station

by bigmassivecuntbag May 28, 2021

urinate me off

To make mad; interchangeable with “piss me off”

Television and telephone companies really urinate me off when they constantly overcharge me!

by L1ttle September 15, 2018

urinal streak

When an individual empties his bowels in a urinal, and leaves a streak of shit.

Did you see that crusty urinal streak?

by BenEthanLucasGay October 29, 2019