the real definition of an "uncle ted" is someone who walks into an empty restroom full of empty stalls, other than the one you are in, and opts to drop a major duece in the stall right next to you, which in turn annoys the fuck out of you just like your uncle ted does. Not recommended as uncle tedding someone can get your shoes pissed on.
"dude, im pissed as fuck."
"why what happened?"
"I was enjoying my peaceful morning shat session when some asshole decided to uncle ted me."
"what did you do?"
"I pissed on his shoes."
"good, he deserved it. Some people!"
"why what happened?"
"I was enjoying my peaceful morning shat session when some asshole decided to uncle ted me."
"what did you do?"
"I pissed on his shoes."
"good, he deserved it. Some people!"
by dabizz December 06, 2007
Uncle Crimbo is the Santa Claus-type figure of the Kingdom of Loathing.
Even though he doesn't have any children, nor any brothers or sisters, he's still an uncle. Purely by the magic of Crimbo.
Unfortunately, Uncle Crimbo has recently had some drinking problems, and his disgruntled little elves are tired of being exploited and forced to work in the Factory sweatshop wherein all Crimbo toys are made.
Even though he doesn't have any children, nor any brothers or sisters, he's still an uncle. Purely by the magic of Crimbo.
Unfortunately, Uncle Crimbo has recently had some drinking problems, and his disgruntled little elves are tired of being exploited and forced to work in the Factory sweatshop wherein all Crimbo toys are made.
Uncle Crimbo stopped by my campground and left this groovy Advent Calendar. Boss.
or
Oh sweet Jick, Uncle Crimbo can make Teddy Bears now!
or
Oh sweet Jick, Uncle Crimbo can make Teddy Bears now!
by Kenjoki Ikari December 25, 2005
The unofficial Pendako uncle. He is friendly, big, hairy, hands out beatings, loves you, is behind you, and he also is known for being unique.
by Anonymous April 06, 2005
What no traveling salesman wants to hear from his kids. Mother tells the kids every overnight male gueat is their uncle. A man on the road a lot becomes another face to small kids.
by hannibal lickter May 13, 2005
by Todd Hamilton November 30, 2004
by The Original OG April 03, 2003
1. Everyone and their uncle is saying pwned nowadays. n00bs!
2. Everyone and their uncle was high in the 60's.
3. Everyone and their uncle is defending that 'titan'! (BF2142)
2. Everyone and their uncle was high in the 60's.
3. Everyone and their uncle is defending that 'titan'! (BF2142)
by Zac p March 20, 2008