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Elephant Trunk 

An extreme case of burning hemorrhoids in which the inside of the anus is so elongated that it hangs down like an elephant's proboscis. And like the real elephant's trunk, it is extremely sensitive and can smell terrible. Unlike the real elephant's trunk, it is not strong enough to rip the branches off a tree.
Guy #1: Man, I biked 5 hours today on my Grandma's old Schwinn.

Guy #2: Ouch! That must have really been painful on your arse.

Guy #1: You said it. I got an elephant trunk so long it's wrapped around my junk.
Elephant Trunk by cocteau30 August 17, 2011
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funk in the trunk 

Having subs in trunk or storage area of your automobile.
What kina funk yous got in that trunk

pop my trunk 

"Hey Betty what's wrong?"
"Gosh Sue I cant sit down beacuse I let my boyfriend pop my trunk last night, ohhhhh!"
pop my trunk by e vaughn November 25, 2006

Poppin Trunk 

The act of flashing your teeth to show off your grillz. A term used by many popular southern rappers, such as Mike Jones, Paul Wall, and Bun B. Often done while ridin in your car.

Paul Wall from "They Don't Know":

"What you know about poppin trunk?"

Bun B from "They Don't Know":

"Pop my trunk and show my fangs"

Paul Wall from "Big Ballin":

"I'm on that 59 South, ridin with my trunk popped"

Mike Jones from "Cuttin'":

"Like Lil Jon I keep it crunk, got beef with me I'ma pop the trunk"
Poppin Trunk by Hanhzo July 24, 2008

pop the trunk 

song by papoose,young joc and chamillionaire
one of the best south-bangers ever made
produced by Kickdrums
YOUNG JOC:
shorty watch me pull up(pull up)
pop out(pop out)
summin with the top out
since the cops aint out
pop the trunk and let the knock out!
pop the trunk by IndzIG1 June 22, 2007

junk in the trunk 

carrying alot of baggage from the past.
I like that new guy Nicole's going out with, but I don't know if it's the right timing. She's still got alotta junk in the trunk.