schloppy toppy

to receive oral sex/head

Bro she gave me that good a** schloppy toppy

by Feetfetish January 7, 2018

to tory

• To hate poor people
• To destroy public services and the welfare state
• Placing one's gentlemen's sausage inside the mouthular orifice of a pig

Dodogy Dave is about to tory my benefits away

These damn 4chan readers done toried the NHS

by NigelMinaj May 1, 2018

cloppy toppy

A sexual act preformed in a farm by a horse, a human version would be a sloppy toppy

Go to the nearest barn, go up to the farmer and ask for that good cloppy toppy from Becky, 3rd stable on the right

by Adewasi September 6, 2019

tampon torpedo

A tampon torpedo is when a girl pulls out her bloody tampon, sticks it in her ass, and farts shooting the tampon out like a torpedo

Man the sex was great then she hit me with a tampon torpedo

by Ace102007 April 22, 2020

taco torpedo

I long torpedo shaped object filled with cotton which aids a woman during her menstrual nightmare.

That Twatwhistle Danielle forgot to swap out her taco torpedo and destroyed my moms white couch..

by dick e September 10, 2020

fur torpedo

A slang term for K-9 units deployed on uncooperative suspects in water. (see fur missile)

"He's trying to swim away. Deploy the fur torpedo"

by realmrniceface October 19, 2020

Monster Toppy Burger

When you pour monster energy in a girls pussy and she farts out of it as you lick it.

Bro i gave her the Monster Toppy Burger

by roopyboopy December 20, 2020