Dale Thomas

The sex.

Number 13 for Collingwood football club, he is renowned for his unbelievable specky marks, awe inspiring goals and all round good looks. Also the hottest AFL footballer known to man. And women.

Person 1: Did you see that goal from that hot footy player?
Me: DUH. That was Dale Thomas. What did you expect?

by CassieLou June 25, 2008

Thomas James Longley

A British actor, who appeared in theatre shows of the London fringe as a child before moving onto film work. Is most notable for his lead role as Matt in the horror film 'Sparrow' released in 2010.

Thomas James Longley was once considered for a role in Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.

by urbanhappy July 30, 2010

Thomas The Train

A Steam Engine with a face? WTF Were They Smoking When They Thought Of That Idea?

EW THOMAS THE TRAIN!

by Seagulls of Santa!!! October 8, 2008

Thomas

A talking blue train, that always saves the day.

"wow, we would never have made it if thomas the talking train was here.. and we where right next to a rail road."

by blomme November 12, 2012

Thomas

Most often a white man with a very large penis ranging from 6.5 - 8.5 inches. While the individual may or may not realize it he is such a stud that women and a few men find him to be irresistible and would do thing for and with him they normally wouldn't do. While a Thomas may be a nice guy on the outside they are a freakin' stud in bed and drive women wild.

When I walked in on Thomas in the bathroom I never knew a white boy could be so huge!

by Teetown March 15, 2009

Thomas

The best boyfriend anyone could ask for. Many people fall in love with him on a daily bases, not many can resist his charm and humor. Someone who has a great personality. Not to mention he is an absolute god in bed. Thomas is the sweetest guy you will ever meet, you can talk to him about anything under the sun. He is every girl's knight in shinning armor.

I love you Thomas J. S. you are my best friend and boyfriend <3

by Meeselover69 July 6, 2011

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by johny fucking depp February 8, 2021