prison weight

The weight which one might be expected to gain while incarcerated, typically stored in the torso, while appendages remain emaciated. Body type typically exasterbated by meth amphetamine use and pabst blue ribbon.

Despite the fact that Amy Winehouse's husband was incarcerated, she ended up gaining the prison weight.

by pljones February 23, 2009

prison fever

When a straight man has sex with an efeminite man, due to an excess amount of time away from women and in close contact with an increasing more attractive man.

Being stuck in these all male dorms really brings out my prison fever.
That guy isn't a girl, but he's good enough.
Ugly girl, good looking guy, whats the difference?

by Savage3 July 2, 2008

Prison Sandwhich

A 'sandwhich' made of softened, unseasoned Ramen Noodles stuffed with anything you can find from the prison canteen.

A Florida Prison Sandwich is made of Ramen Noodles and miscellaneous stuffing. The Ramen Noodles are left in the wrapper and enough hot water is added to fill it to the top. Do not add the seasoning from the Ramen Noodle package. In about a minute, pour out the hot water and the noodles will be hot and softer. Let stand in the wrapper for another 2 minutes until cool. Then, find any left over canteen food and stuff the inside of the 2 Ramen Noodle layers.

I love my prison sandwhich stuffed with Veletta rice and beans!

by EmiJEmi May 1, 2010

Prison Wallet

Your asshole, and used to store personal belongings in prison, maybe even more ;)

"Yo mane, I still got a shank in my PRISON WALLET."

by Yespleez September 15, 2022

Prison Puppy

A prison puppy is a child that is birthed while the mother is incarcerated.

Jerry: "Shawty, your kid is mad annoying."
Dave: "Yeah girl, get your prison puppy under control."

by prisonpuppy101 February 6, 2023

Prison Wank

Exactly what it says on the tin. To masturbate whilst in prison.

Most criminals enjoy a good prison wank.

by TheFunnyGuy88 June 29, 2022

Prison Wash

The act of attempting to appear clean, by simply spraying yourself with deoderant/aftershave instead of actually having a shower.

John was late to work from a night out on the town, he had no time for an actual shower and so opted for a Prison Wash instead.

by gizaclue October 8, 2014