Man The Fuck Up
To instantly stop weeping over your huge vagina, grow a pair of hairy ones and get the fuck on with your day.
Man The Fuck Up by Yeahuh November 28, 2012
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The Jello Man
The act of creating a hole inside of a cup of jello, then cumming inside the hole filling it in FULLY. You must then freeze it overnight and feed it to your friend/ and or spouse. If you're really into that kinda stuff though you can eat it(not recommended)
Friend: Hey are you sure you made this jello right? It's tastes salty.
You: Yes, I gave you The Jello Man.
You: Yes, I gave you The Jello Man.
The Jello Man by Vitality_ February 2, 2017
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The Marathon Man
A continuous, sexual experience, that lasts for more than 4 hours between a man and a woman while intoxicated. A.K.A. The Marathon Man.
Miles, was locked inside his room with that girl for four hours! He should be know as The Marathon Man!
The Marathon Man by The Marathon Man March 4, 2011
The hooded man technique
Always use the hooded man technique to avoid a shirt full of spunk, and judgemental stares from your mother while she does your laundry.
The hooded man technique by dirk digglett March 31, 2015
the puppy man
Half puppy half man. He sneaks into houses and night and watches people sleep. He wears old professional sports apparel that has the likeness of North Carolina teams: Carolina Panthers, Hornets, Hurricanes, etc.
Additionally he enjoys drinking coffee at the sports bar and talking to his invisible puppy. He sits in a booth by himself and no one who works there interacts with him but he always has a full cup of coffee.
Additionally he enjoys drinking coffee at the sports bar and talking to his invisible puppy. He sits in a booth by himself and no one who works there interacts with him but he always has a full cup of coffee.
The Puppy Man approached me last night and said he was concerned about a smoke detector that he heard while walking around some apartments.
the puppy man by Constable June 19, 2022
The Milk Man
The God of Family Abandonment
Did your Dad go off to the store to get the milk? He was there...
Was the last time you've seen your Dad seventeen years ago? He was there...
Do you just so happen to be lactose intolerant? He was there...
Did your birthday just so happen to fall on a Tuesday? He was there...
Did your Dad go off to the store to get the milk? He was there...
Was the last time you've seen your Dad seventeen years ago? He was there...
Do you just so happen to be lactose intolerant? He was there...
Did your birthday just so happen to fall on a Tuesday? He was there...
Son: Why did you take my dad Mr. Milk Man?
The Milk Man: 'Cause 'twas Tuesday my man... 'twas Tuesday. . .
The Milk Man: 'Cause 'twas Tuesday my man... 'twas Tuesday. . .
The Milk Man by Worcestersh1re December 4, 2022
The Hat Man
The Hat Man knows all, The Hat Man sees all. And he wants to meet you. To summon his physical form to our Plane of Existence, you must perform the ritual. First, place a Tophat of your choice on the floor, and cover the ground around it with garlic salt. And then light the salt. Once that is completed, you must consume a high enough dosage of a drug to induce a high feeling. And then sleep laying next to the ritual. At exactly 3:45 am, you will awake, and The Hat Man will be there to visit you.
The Hat Man by The Hat Man__ January 17, 2023