sausage teeth

Teeth that are angled like something has been repeatedly shoved through them.

You can tell that she gives good head because of her sausage teeth.

by ReRe October 9, 2004

British teeth

Believing that British teeth are always bad is an ignominy, cultivated by stupid Americans who makes clever Americans feel terribly embarrassed.

A (stupid American): Everyone knows that British teeth are horrible !

B (clever American): Stop saying bullshit, you jackass !

by ANFeuerstahl November 3, 2012

Goofy teeth

Martin Barker

Teeth hangin down to his nuts

by Ben Dover July 17, 2003

summer teeth

Some 'uh teeth here, some 'uh teeth there.

Howard Stern: She has summer teeth.
Guy: Whats that?
Howard Stern: Some 'uh teeth here, some 'uh teeth there
*All laugh*

by Plead The Fifth January 17, 2005

teeth-conscious

When one has something done with their teeth (ex. braces, veneers, whitening, etc) and suddenly begins noticing other people's pearly whites.

James: Oh dude you got veneers.
Joe: I know, you know that chick I'm hitting on?
James: Yeah what 'bout her?
Joe: I saw her smile, looks like shit.
James: Veneers got you teeth-conscious, bruh.

by cirquedusolame December 9, 2009

Summer teeth

When someone has teeth that are in desperate need of braces.

“Look at that guy, he has summer teeth.”
“What the heck are summer teeth?”
“You know, some are here – some are there.”

by Anj L May 16, 2007

tinsel teeth

people with shiny braces that the light glares off in photos casuing a freaky blurr around the persons face in them,
often leads to angry glares from you friends and family when they see photos

person with camra: say cheese

common folk and braces girl: cheese
(snap)photo taken

common folk: lets see!
(look at photo)
all turn to glare at braces girl
common folk:Tinsel teeth!!

braces girl goes home and eats her feelings and eventually develpes a belly and a pair of cankels

by im a wizerd December 9, 2008