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Stanley

Verb: to Stanley
To use someone elses gift card or discount code without their knowledge
Someone stanleyed John! They used his celebration of service gift card because he accidentally posted all the details online!
by Benthesausageroll October 24, 2023
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Holy fattie bro. Like SCOOT OVER I cant fit on the couch in humanities. This guy who says he’s “6’” but is actually 5’2. Like ACTUALLY. Why does he even exist? I asked him what he was going to name his kid, expecting Charles Stanley Johnson the 5th but he said “Leo” HELLO? What are you yapping about. Bro has NOT played these games before. “Kindness is free” after telling me “go hang yourself but your fat rolls will get in the way, go cut yourself but your arm fat is to big, go eat poison at least you know how to eat and drink” bro stop taking out the trash.
“You’re built like Charles Stanley Johnson the 4th”
by sigmamama January 10, 2025
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Stanley Matthew Todd

A man that everyone should honor for his service in the U.S Army but perished in a house fire.
by nitrotypewinner2018 February 25, 2018
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Stanley

the world's cutest dog, always friendly and playful!!
will do anything for his owner, including stealing her socks :)
fluffly booboo
faithful and loya, scared of lightning but really brave!!
Person 1: Wow, your dog is so cute!!
Person 2: Thanks, his name's Stanley!
Person 3: cookiesssss
by psycho emo October 18, 2019
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An Izaac Stanley

A loving boyfriend who is easily heartbroken and spends to much money on girls.
"Why you spending so much money on her bro?"
"I dont know im feeling like an Izaac Stanley"
by name.definition May 17, 2023
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Stanley was fat and ugly and really really stupid

A line spoken by The Narrator/Kevan Brighting In the Stanley Parable/Ultra Deluxe if you stay in the broom closet long enough
Stanley was fat and ugly and really really stupid, He Probably only got the job because of a family connection, that's how stupid he is.
by Stanley-P July 7, 2024
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stanley

A god that can restart a universe of his own creation with the push of a button. He also trapped a disembodied British voice inside his universe. His universe mainly consists of an office workspace. He loves buckets, especially ones with stickers on it. Stanley was falsely accused of being Jim at one point and he fell into great depression afterwards. This isn’t the only trauma he experienced, he once made the british narrator die of old age, he regretted this and reset the universe. He is superior to flat stanley both morally and physically. Cool guy overall. He may have been hallucinating all of this, who knows.
guy 1: is that famous celebrity Stanley?
guy 2: isn’t that a fictional character?
guy 1: bugger off you twat
by Just another writer tater December 16, 2022
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