triangle texting

when you talk to someone three different ways at the same time, keeping up the conversation. eg. on facebook, sms, msn, calling them, talking to their face.

steph (facebook) : omgg ssaraah!
sarah (sms) :what!?!
steph (textplus) : we are triangle texting!!!!!
sarah (sms) : aww yeah!
(5 minutes later)
steph (facebook) : wait, what did you say? lets stay on one program, im so confused!

by charmander05 January 13, 2011

Zombie Texting

Not to be confused with drunk texting, this is texting random friends in the middle of the night when you are stone sober and cannot sleep in the hopes of finding someone else awake to amuse and entertain you. Usually you look like crap because you are exhausted, cannot sleep, so you are a bit scarey.

Unable to sleep Randy picked up his cell phone and zombie texting Luke at 3am to see if he too might be awake.

by MarviMarti June 21, 2011

Chinese texting

Texting without one's corrective lenses, often resulting in gross misspellings and nonsensical sentences, and seen by others (politically incorrectly) as having an Asian/Chinese appearance due to squinting.

Jeff: "Do I want your bone? WTF?"
Scott: "Oh, sorry man, I was Chinese texting and it autofilled."

by Leem37 January 18, 2013

Pony Express Texting

When you text someone, then hours later they FINALLY text you back

Mike: Want to do something today?
...5+ hours later
Jordan: like what?
Mike: Sushi?
...45 minutes later
Jordan: Ok!
Mike: you know you do pony express texting right?
Jordan: shut up! Lol

by sheldon91 April 22, 2011

left hand texting

When on the phone but giving self pleasure so you use left hand to text as to not stop pleasuring oneself.

Cindy: I heard you moaning on the phone low key ... What were you doing?
Mike: My bad I was left hand texting while chopping it up looking at big asses on Tumblr.
Cindy: Nice you should get you a big booty and find out WTMD (what that mouth do).
Mike: Why don't you show me.

by Dr. Wise Crack October 25, 2017

Shit at texting back ites

Where somebody does not reply to a text message within 10 mins they are known to have Shitattextingbackites

No, I heard that he has Shit at texting back ites and do not want to catch it from him.

by Alex Xela September 23, 2010

double texting

Someone sending the exact same text again because they think you didn't get it.

So what happened last night?
An hour later....
So what happened last night?
Stop double texting me!

by TheKungFuCat June 10, 2017