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German Crash Test

During anal, stand on the edge of the bed with your penis head barely inserted into her ass. Then fall forward to the floor and the rest of it goes in. (best to make her wear a mouthpiece so her teeth don't get knocked out.)
Her face got bruised up when I ran the German Crash Test on her.
by Bob0008 January 4, 2009
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Bleep Test

A Fitness test used in schools to mesure how fit one is.
It is measured by how many times you can run 15m.
Jon:What did you get in the bleep test
David:120,you?
Jon:Only 46
David:That Sucks, Man
by Dom2323 May 27, 2007
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testi pop

a short voice blow out when someone is talking so their voice goes high then low. usually happens when someone is goin through puberty. refers to when someone is hity in the nuts their voice goes high
testi popper: hey *testi pop* what r u doin on the weekend?
Person: Man u hav so many testi pops
by jubjub2105 November 29, 2007
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Gump Test

To test the idiot-proof nature of a technical document by getting the stupidest person you work with to try and follow it.
"Can you get someone to gump test this doco before we make it available to everyone?"
by Jellyfish March 7, 2006
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the black pregnancy test

The black pregnancy test: Put a piece of chicken inside the female's vagina and wait 30 seconds. If there is a bite, there is a little nigga inside.
Hey Tyrone, have you done the black pregnancy test yet?
Tyrone: No.
by Raging Nonce/Slag/Sket/T January 28, 2018
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Naval Test

When going down on a woman for oral sex, the male often employs the naval test. If an odor is detectable at the naval one should stop proceeding downwards.
I was licking all over her chest, but when I got to her stomach I did the naval test, had a gag reflex and retreated quickly.
by TN_WhiskeyMan January 13, 2010
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Soak test

A "soak test" is the part of video game testing where the game is started and the character is made to stand around for hours. It is used to detect crashes brought on by memory leaks and other faults in the game engine.
Today we will start Halo 3 and give it an 8-hour soak test.
by Aegrotatio October 20, 2010
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