doom surfing

scrolling the internet incessantly looking for content to share about the pandemic, often spreading misinformation and shock value content

“She’s been doom surfing for the last 12 hours”

by ashainova March 29, 2020

Facebook Status Surfing

The act of clicking thru several "friend's" facebooks statuses like surfing thru channels to find out what they are up to without having to contact them.

Friend: how did you find that out? I thought you didnt talk to him/her anyomore.
me: Well, i was bored today so i went facebook status surfing and found out what 5 people are doing or feel without having to even get in touch with them.

by Juandadi December 30, 2009

stall surfing

Surfing the web on your smart phone while dropping a duece.

"I had burritos for lunch and spent the afternoon in the bathroom stall surfing"

by Kuhnbar666 April 16, 2010

Ego-Surfing

Searching the internet for things describing oneself; also using search engines to answer people's questions on forums in order to appear knowledgeable in the subject, unlike the dumbsh1t you really are.

Toxis must be an intelligent man.
No, he just uses ego-surfing because he's a twat.

by WhiteBoy88 December 28, 2005

Sugging

Sugging or to Sug:

A) The act of pilfering or scrounging of a material item (Typically Food)

E.g. "Can I Sug some of your Bolognaise"

B) The act of placing, positioning, resting or laying ones Legs on another. (Works best with withered legs...)

E.g. "Im going to Sug up on you now"

Stop Sugging it up

by JPGDefinitions May 10, 2011

friend-surfing

Surfing your friend's friend lists on Facebook to 'pick up friends'

He is such a loser in the real social world, but has the longest friends list on facebook thanks to 'friend-surfing' - mostly with fake pictures of himself.

by Anant Deboor December 9, 2008

FUPA Surfing

The act of spanking a woman's FUPA with the intent of riding her fat rolls to glory land. Caution: undertoe may be significant depending on the swells and no lifeguards are on duty.

He's always been a bit of a chubby chaser. Last night he said he got Ricky Lake drunk and did some fupa surfing. He said he fell off 3 times.

by sh_rebel February 28, 2011