strat

Short for Stratholme, the PreBC World of Warcraft instance, that has been abandoned because of its noob loot.

Nooblet: LFG STRAT!!!!!111!!one
1337Dude: haha noob, noone runs strat anymore!

by Firen December 24, 2007

Stratajizzin'

1) The act of a salesperson developing an over-the-top strategy to entice a client they will never get.

2) The act of one lazy salesperson developing a plan to underhandedly take business from a co-worker in hopes of stealing their commission.

(example 1)
Prisilla: Do you think Randall's design presentation will be what Tom is looking for?

Bryan: Not even close. He's totally off base, and is taking it too far. He's stratajizzin' all over his idea.

(example 2)
Patty: I had a call with Jane today. She just introduced me to a client that is planning to place a huge order tomorrow. I can't wait to see where my next quarter numbers come in.

Brad: I'd watch out Patty, I just heard Russell on the phone with Jane too. He's been in his office all afternoon stratajizzin' in his pants trying to figure out how he can get a hold of your new client and that big order too.

by FishaDisha August 13, 2010

Strategic Crashery

a crash in which the result is positive or the crashee gains something i.e. respect from peers and audience

i used strategic crashery to get on the roof

by frank's_place January 23, 2011

Strateling

Strateling, as told to me by a friend, means to look like your humping someone but only sitting down/standing behind them/cuddling.

When someone's leaning forward on a table and you go behind them to "stratel" them, making you look like your humping them, but you're only "strateling" them (SOrry I was told to use the word 'strateling' too)

by Jex Cahill March 12, 2011

Straptured

Being very low on cash because you spent your life savings on a false prophecy of the end of the world.

Um, you see, I know it's May 22, but I'm not gonna be able to pay any rent or utility bills - because, as a true believer and subscriber to Family Radio, I'm a little straptured.

by lowlights September 13, 2011

stratejizz

(n) the act of masturbating while strategically planning your future sexual or romantic conquest.

Larry: "Man, you wanna tap dat ass? You just gotta stratejizz!"
Thor: "Stratejizz?!"
Larry: "Plan out how you gonna tap dat ass while you jerk it."
Thor: "Shit. I ain't got time fo' dat shit!"
Larry: "Den you don't got time fo' dat ass."

by Izzybel13 December 18, 2013

Strategy Jerk

The act of pulling root several hours before anticipated/scheduled coitus, effectively lessening the chances of premature ejaculation during the coital act.

Brad: Me and Angelina haven't fucked in a week since she's been on the rag. She just told me she wants me to take her to pound town tonight, and I'm worried that im gonna nut in precisely 3 thrusts.

Billy-Bob: With my advanced age, I experienced this conundrum regularly. I learned that if I strategy jerked, I could hold off from nutting until I reached 10 pumps.

Brad: Strategy Jerk? What's that?

Billy-Bob: Just pull on that thing a few hours before you hump and you're golden.

Brad: You sir, are a genius.

by cvaccFF December 21, 2014