Adam and Steve

The Christian inside joke.

Christian: God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.

Jew: What?

Muslim: Just smile and nod.

by epicetic July 16, 2006

Steven

A Steven is the definition of a perfect guy. He is sweet, sexy, funny, and sophisticated. He has a big dick and know to use it ;). He is very athletic and treats girls right.

"Who's that handsome guy!?"

"Oh that's just Steven"

by Ilovemysteven September 24, 2012

Steve It Up

To talk a whole load of crap to your mates about your sexual exploits when in fact you are a virgin

Matt D : "Man, I got my dick sucked last night by 3 hot slutty bitches."

Ev : "Fuck off man, the only thing that touched your dick last night was your hand." "You so STEVE IT UP all the time."

by Evsanity May 10, 2005

Steven Universe

A show of plump characters, Thin characters, And plump... and thin at the same time characters...? The show follows 4 Gems, One of which is half human half Gem, Known as the Crystal Gems, It's a good show, And has good animation and story, It's depressing and funny.

I love Steven Universe!

by 🌸a e s t h e t i x🌸 July 5, 2018

steve rogers

the best character in the mcu

friend 1: who’s the best character in the mcu?
friend 2: steve rogers is the only correct answer!

by amandakc March 25, 2021

stiffie steve

Probably one of the most unusual and most interesting personality types you will ever find. The Stiffie Steve (Stifferific Steve as it's known in scientific terms), has been described as being similar to a dog with it's pink thing hanging out. By this, we mean that a Stiffie Steve will generally hump anything that isn't nailed down.

Stiffie Steve's natural habitat is club X (porn store). The centralised locations of these stores have been advantageous to the survival of Stiffie Steve.

"Dammit Stiffie Steve, get your tool out of my sister!"
"For the last time, if you're going to make a mess on my couch Stiffie Steve, you're not staying over again..."
"Didn't you already have a wank like 5 minutes ago Stiffie Steve?"

by StiffieSteve May 29, 2008

Steven Leonardi

Steven Fucking Leonardi. Gets whatever he wants. Rich. Has the best luck in the world.

"I wish I was Steven Leonardi so that everything could go right and I could be perfect."

by bitchface76 April 28, 2010