Wizard Status 

a very difficult feat to achieve. after the consumption of a beer proceed to duct tape a new full beer to the top of the empty can, and so on. until your empties are stacked taller than yourself, like a wizards staf. you have achieved wizard status.

"wheres Steve at? its 4 in the afternoon!!"
"swimming in the toilet. you missed it man, he achieved Wizard Status last night"

Wizard Status by Roboticus January 10, 2009

sto status

1:somthing that defines goodness or greatness

Sto-sto - 1. adj. of or relating to absolute awesomeness; rediculously beast.

you got a new getaur that is sto man

sto status by moore February 3, 2004

flight status 

A term used to describe one's preparedness to engage in a certain activity, most often associated with drinking.

Tim: "What's your flight status?"

Larry: "We are a go."

flight status by vaeren May 21, 2007

Toxic Status 

When you write a simple comment, or you like someones status on a social netowrking website, mostly Facebook and you receive a multitude of notifications from other people's comments. Its at this point you realize how stupid it was to comment.

1. "I liked his status and now I have 50 notifications. Its become a Toxic Status!"

2. "I just commented on his status. oh a notification, another one, another one, when will they end! No I have been infected by the toxic status."

Toxic Status by Frustrated Facebook November 12, 2009

Bum-status 

One's being at a low point for a certain amount of time, whether its lack of socialism/swag/employment status.

1.Ray: "Yo you here from D at all? That motherfucka fell off the grid mane?". TJ: "Yea that niggas been playin that Call of Duty shit online 24/7, that dudz on fuckin "BUM-STATUS" right now".
2. D: "Yo TJ did Ray find a job yet?"
TJ: "Nah that nigga don't do shit now, bitchz on bum-status and shit....real talk".

Bum-status by osmitchof08 August 23, 2011

Stamos Status 

Showing "John Stamos" like qualities

Hey brah, have you seen that bad ass Ryan guy... He's got mad Stamos Status!

Stamos Status by Albyno Ryno October 9, 2011

L.A.M.E. status update 

stands for Look At Me, Everyone. A status update that is so miserable or sad that it's basically just begging for attention.

Does that girl not get enough attention in real life? She has the most L.A.M.E. status updates I have ever seen.

L.A.M.E. status update by JohnnyRoxville September 11, 2011