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Two Stage Flute

When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass. When you both fart at the same time during anal sex
The anal sex was so extra we played the two stage flute.
I will wife a girl that plays the two stage flute with me!
by Nicknatgiveadogabone December 25, 2018
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Stage puberty

by 459395 April 12, 2022
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Stage Crasher

Coined by: René Guemps, CEO and Founder of Negre Maron Records

Definition: A stage crasher, or “fan on stage,” also known in Haitian Creole as “Lepandyè,” is a fan who, driven by their enthusiasm and love for the music, impulsively joins the musicians on stage during a live performance. This term was created to capture the spirit of music lovers who blur the lines between audience and performer, albeit in a manner that is typically discouraged by event organizers.
“Did you see that stage crasher at the concert last night? He was a total LEPANDYè, dancing right next to the band!
by Negre Marron Records April 13, 2024
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Two stage shit

This happens when you go for a poo, afterwards when all the solids have ejected and you get ready to wipe your bottom another turd starts coming out and forces you to have a two sage poo.
(Dad) OMG have you blocked the toilet again?

(Son) sorry but I had to do a two stage shit.
by Mathmoss November 8, 2018
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The three stages of life

stage 1: birth

stage 2:......WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!

stage 3:death
Tod: these are the three stages of life *explains*

Jack: oh so that explains it
by MOBILEXPLAINZ February 3, 2022
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The pizza stage

When a boy asks a girl to share a pizza it means he wants to elevate it to a new level
Hey jenny wanna share a pizza,

Yay we are in the pizza stage
by bobbyli May 6, 2014
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Stage Bugs

A bad comedian or shitty solo comedy act
"Man, none of these guys are funny, just a bunch of stage bugs tonight."
by Hyonkity July 27, 2020
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