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Turkish Smorgasbord

A sexual act involving digitally penetrating two women while servicing two others with your big toes. Also, they all have really hairy bushes.
I spent all last night in a Turkish Smorgasbord, now I should rinse off my hands and feet.
by Ergodang! April 14, 2017
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Plastic Sorgery

A plastic surgery procedure so advanced, it might as well be an act of pure magic and sorcery. This procedure is usually performed by surgeon-mage, also known as a sorgerer.
David Packman is gonna need some plastic sorgery to fix his ugly face so I can finally watch his talkshow
by (((David Pakman))) December 21, 2019
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Bargis Smorgle

An attributive noun, also known as noun adjuncts. It cam often be seen alongside a tautology.

Bargis Smorgle itself is well-known to be a word made to sounds like a legitimate english word, potentially convincing those who are unknowing to its true definition

no actual evidence of existence other than the general acceptance that it is (whatever it may be) is something absurd, stupid, subpar or below standards.
Example 1:
Guy 1 : “Man, the PS5 has no games.”

Guy 2 : “What do you mean? They just got a Garten of BanBan collection.”

Guy 1 : “Garten of BanBan… Thats’a Bargis Smorgle ahh game.”

Example 2
Guy 1 : “Dude, did you see the Minecraft movie?”

Guy 2 : “No way, I’d rather watch Bargis Smorgle or something.”

Guy 1 : “…”
by Wubwub68 September 5, 2024
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Hot tub smorgasbord

When a woman invites a random group of men over for a hot tub party which turns into a hot tub smorgasbord of sexual acts such as obtaining clitoral stimulation from a hot tub jets, while pleasuring multiple men.
I met this random chick on a dating app who invited me to her hot tub smorgasboard. There were 4 other random guys there and she was really horny. Dude, she was a gracious host, having us all in different ways but she preferred to cum over the hot tub jets.

The pool boy better use a biohazard suit when cleaning up the hot tub smorgasbord!
by Mr. Marvalous June 24, 2019
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