Squirrel Aids

The STD communicable from humans to squirrels and squirrels to squirrels. It puts people at risk of being harmed by bad squirrel stuff.
squeak squeak
Translation: that goddam squirrel whore gave me squirrel aids.
by NYC_HACKR February 02, 2010
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Zippy the Squirrel

A squirrel that made national headlines in early 2008, after attacking Mike Huckabee during a campaign speech in Clemson, SC. Mr. Huckabee had admitted to consuming squirrels previously, but revenge was not the apparent motive for the assault. The squirrel leapt from the rafters after scurrying amongst the light fixtures, laning on Huckabee's neck and scratching and biting him there and on his face and ears. Huckabee's comments about state's rights and the flying of the Confederate Battle Flag seemed to incite the rodent to attack. Zippy was subsequently subdued by Chuck Norris. Huckabee's wounds were trivial. DNC chair Howard Dean denied that Zippy was a Democratic Party operative, but did say that squirrels are keen survivors, and that Mike Huckabee is one of the biggest nuts out there.
Zippy the Squirrel did his part to derail Mike Huckabee's Presidential campaign in 2008. His present whereabouts are unknown.
by Blenderhead91 September 05, 2010
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flying squirrel

Stretching your scrotum and balls over a person's face, and laying your penis on their forehead, resembling a flying squirrel with its arms spread. Done properly, this will cover the person's mouth and nose completely. To create a good suction, make sure your balls are warm before proceeding. Injury can occur if the person was sleeping and wakes up being suffocated by your massive nuts and sac.
"Dude, Candace passed out so I gave her a flyng squirrel. She woke up totally choking on my sac!"
by Mugatu-san October 08, 2004
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ghetto squirrel

While driving in the ghetto at night: a small black plastic liquor store bag that crosses the street like a tumbleweed, which causes you to swerve thinking it might be an animal.
(upon swerving): "Jesus, what was that?" "Oh, just a ghetto squirrel."
by adrianavoz February 15, 2008
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Squirrel and Hedgehog

The North Korean propaganda cartoon that features violence, guns, war, more guns, allegory, a sexy fox, and even more guns.
Person 1: hey, have you watched Squirrel and Hedgehog?
Person 2: why would I?
Person 1: there's a sexy fox as one of the characters.
Person 2: I'm sold!
by Gamsung Salaxy April 15, 2020
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squirrel please

Sony's version of nigga please. Used in a commercial for the PSP. In Sony's commercials, two squirrels talk like black people about how good the portable console is. These commercials are an attempt by Sony to integrate the PSP into the streets, like when they used graffiti for the same purpose. Most people despise these strategies.
First Squirrel: Man, these graphics are NUTS!
Second Squirrel: Yeah. They got more flavour than a pistachio.
First Squirrel: No doubt. I’d woop you head to head!
Second Squirrel: WHAT?! Squirrel please! You have about as much skillz as a chipmunk.
First Squirrel: Yo momma’s a chipmunk!
by Captain Sham April 25, 2006
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squirrel killer

A golf ball that is hit into a tree's canopy.
Oh my! That ball is headed straight for the center of that big oak tree! This one has 'squirrel killer' all over it! I hope the little critters see it coming!
by talk2me-JCH2 September 19, 2022
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