Sauce Vortex

(1) The trance-like state of indecision caused by too many food options.

(2) The unseen force that ensures that shopping when hungry or when suffering the munchies, especially in a well-stocked Asian grocery store, will always take longer and cost more than you planned.

(1) “Drag yourself out of that Sauce Vortex and order something! You’ve been reading the menu for 15 minutes!”

(2) “We’re having a Szechwan / Malaysian / Vietnamese / Korean banquet for dinner tonight because I got sucked into a Sauce Vortex in the Golden Rooster Asian Food Store this morning.”

by gillfish February 20, 2009

Sauce rocket

Another word for a beer, sauced meaning drunk, and rocket for shape of a beer bottle.

Just having a couple sauce rockets with the boys.

by james5118 December 6, 2009

Space Geese

Space Geese: A series of loud, foul smelling squeaky farts which resembles the cacaphony of a gaggle of interstellar honkers. Can be used as an excuse during the awkward silence after said fowls take flight from the anus.

Example 1: "Verily! Surrender yon booty or I shall be forced to free my legions of molten space geese upon ye!"

Example 2: "Jesus, what is that smell?"
"I think a flock of space geese flew by!"

by Axel Jaundice Pohaku July 8, 2012

Spacebang

A spacebang is a battle in space containing many explosions and all-around amazingness. There is absolutely no connection to the beautiful act of making love in space. None.

"Star Wars sure was a sweet spacebang movie!"

by Spacebanger February 10, 2014

Space Job

A phenomena in which you are free floating in space in a pressurized space suit. You then stick your fully erect penis out of your suit and into space. Your entire body is then sucked out into space through the whole made by your penis, but the resulting sensation before death is the best hand job ever. Provided by Mother Nature.

Houston: "Make sure you collect enough moon rocks"

Astronaut: "Houston, we might have a problem. I'm getting a space job"

by Astronaught773 March 19, 2014

space burrito

Magic mushrooms wrapped inside a rainbow fruit rollup in order to be consumed.

Tyler and I just ate some space burritos, see you on the other side.

by hotsource November 2, 2014

Sauce Pocket

A person that has too much sauce and pull game but snores loudly without knowing.

Yeah, He FaceTimed me yesterday night. He's cute and all but he's lowkey a sauce pocket.

by KidColeKay January 16, 2017