Sports Lag

Similar to Jet Lag, Sports Lag is that fatigue you feel after staying up late to watch the game on tv.
Joe: Dude,why are you so sleepy, it's 10am and you have a meeting.

Dude: Ah man, I got Sports Lag from watching Monday Night Football.
by PeterPo October 22, 2009
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sport food

'food' that has little health value: chips, ice cream, candy, cheetos , "processed" meats , bread, e.t.c...
you want to stay for dinner? (response:) do you have any sport food ?

i had plenty of food, but no sport food !

jim: the "bulk" is after her thighs and ARMS! lauren, i've noticed ! , too much emphasis on sport food !
by michael foolsley May 03, 2023
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Sports fan

Someone who watches sportsball. Typically they have an obsession with a team but alternatively they can have an obsession with a player or even players. Players of whom sports fans will dedicate their whole lives to knowing every detail of what they had for breakfast and the last person they had sex with. Examples of sports fans include MJ Stans, Bronsexuals, Bradytards, and #1 fans of 2020’s 20th Overall Pick Bench McRiderson. Typically sports fans know nothing and commit acts such as “meat riding” and “casual racism.”
My sons a real sports fan! I hope he grows up to be a knowledgeable reporter like Stephen A Smith or Colin Cowherd!
by CuckLordjuiceromegalul February 22, 2022
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sport hump

Junk-rubbing, i.e. sport-humping.
by hydroponics May 21, 2003
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Fack (sport)

Similar to boxing, facking involves at least two people attacking each other with only their feet. Hands must be held behind the back as is custom. Only feet may be used, no other appendage is allowed. Other than this there are no rules, feet may be used in literally any way possible.
Did you see that fack last night? No? Jimmy "clubfoot" Orweeny put his foot through John "the podiatrist" Mahan.

It's Fack (sport)
by GodFacker June 02, 2011
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to sport a semi

To have a partial erection.
Seeing the 19th century woodworking implements caused Ron Swanson to sport a semi in his trousers.
by ChrisHagen December 26, 2015
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Sports Liberal

A LeBron supporter who disresgards understanding the basis and goal of sports.
Jacob is a Sports Liberal
by Mandingos Mudflapage May 26, 2021
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