Spunk gargle wee wee

A sub-genre of military first person shooter video games. They are usually incredibly linear with a shit ton of explosions.

Black Ops 3 is an example of spunk gargle wee wee

by Whoaoeiaiowowiw November 26, 2020

splinka

a phrase usually referring to a big black man however he has a white mans penis. usually they are racist towards said penis and commit hate crimes on it.

“bro i was about to fuck a dude but he was a splinka!!”

by cuando69 April 7, 2021

Slunk

The special sauce the appears when someone with a sausage nose sneezes

Oh no, Sarah Jane just slunked all over that picture of the old man from Up.

by Splunky March 11, 2022

Splunchy

***splunchy***
noun/adjective
*something or someone that is cute or endearing in nature, adorable*

Aww, look at the little spluncher! He's so splunchy and nice :3

by brrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaapppp October 18, 2022

Currency Spunk

To spend your money on anything sexual

We went to Amsterdam and i spunked all of my currency the first night we got there

Theres so many prostitutes, lets just "Currency Spunk"

by OnOneAgain September 1, 2009

Sofa Spelunking

The act of searching under the cushions and in the cracks of furniture to find missing objects.

Yesterday I found three pencils, an eraser, a bracelet, and 61 cents while sofa spelunking for the TV remote.

by pilotguy October 4, 2011

Queef Spelunker

One of low moral character; an asshole; a quim taint; one considered unpleasant company.

I told that queef spelunker to eat my ass dust!

by Hangman Angman January 29, 2012